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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12284
 07.11.2008
We were riding out of the city by electric car, first there was all the norm, and then we hear the station announcing the person with such a hysterical voice of the type: "The next station... the house... the house... the thief!! Coat...guy gyu" then sharply shuddered, cried, silenced "Let you fuck off the microphone!" and silence)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12283
 07.11.2008
He: I am soft and moist =)
She: What will you prove?? to
He is: mm. hard and cluttered))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12282
 07.11.2008
and Afthar:
I am so kind today: I answer all the questions of firewall "yes"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12281
 07.11.2008
Drag: You went on 36 letters!
In the 36?
Drag: Yes, 12 times on the fuck!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12280
 07.11.2008
(Producers who work under contract)

Fuck it all, fuck it all.
2 What exactly? and :)
1. yes, how boring it is
1. sit down, fucking code)
2nd, it is
and back home :)
First, the phrase will only change a little:
"We sit in the shit, code"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12279
 07.11.2008
I actually learned about the election results through the tower.
I am ashamed.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12278
 07.11.2008
From the morning, the brother comes in all such a happy and gritty: -I imagine, I have an iPhone myself time translated -O_O A guy a couple of years with 3310 went, so you can understand

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12277
 07.11.2008
The xxx:
Listen to. Do you know where to buy chocolate eggs?

YYYY :
YYYYYYY

YYYY :
The Big Chocolate Man

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12276
 07.11.2008
As for operating systems, the share of Linux in October fell from 0.91% to 0.71%, and Windows rose from 90.29% to 90.46%. Interestingly, the share of FreeBSD has also doubled over the month, increasing from 0.01% to 0.02%.
o_O they noticed that I put FreeBSD not only on the stationary, but also on the notebook??? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12275
 07.11.2008
Where Scotch Doesn't Hold - Switch Doesn't Do

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №12274
 07.11.2008
It is only a bad creator who controls the creation.

by konde13

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12273
 07.11.2008
The Dinner. A 5-year-old boy is buried in a plate.

“Maam, a maam, and why is dad so late at work lately?

is coming?

“Son, you’re already an adult, you can talk, so ask him.

by Sam.

A thoughtful pause accompanied by looking at pasta on high

The elevated wire.

I can ask, but should I know everything?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12272
 07.11.2008
What are you doing?

A landscape designer.

It is fun! What does it mean?

I work on a bulldozer.

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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12271
 07.11.2008
Call from the city:
and allo! Is it Dmitry?
Oh yeah well.
and oh! Sorry to!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №12270
 07.11.2008
What grass did Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy cut before writing the next passage?

The telegram was from my wife. Her signature with a blue pencil, "Anna", came first into his eyes.
...
Peter, stop the car. I’m going to St. Petersburg,” he said to the lace."

Two points are drawn to attention here. First, it is unclear where the signature of the blue pencil on the _telegram_ came from. Second, the character asking to stop the car is sitting in a hotel room.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12269
 07.11.2008
1: I think
If the terrorists captured the house
It would be fun ?
1: Asking for a grandmother
1: How far would they be sent?
1: After all, this will raise the rating of the program in the ordinary hating house 2 population!
1: ]:->
1: Imagine it
The entire male population of the country would immediately cling to the screen.
2: Yes Yes
I would have watched ?
1: and voted twice a week "Who to shoot next"
1: and the participants themselves chose at the "mined place" the next candidate "for the body hole";
2: *ROFL* burning sugar
1: once a week new "hostages" would be brought to them;
2nd Role *
Elected by compulsory voting
2nd HDD
2: But the house would be built)) because the Tajiks did not leave there)))
1 – Crazy
1 "Village 2: Draw a hole"
1: In the winter
1: "Village 2: Buried in the Nast and it will be flat"
Chapter 2: I Eat My Mother
Chapter 2: Buried Your Love
1... and grow carrots on it

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12268
 07.11.2008
<Norb[emo mode]> Life is Terrible
<Norb[emo mode]> I will go cut the veins..
<Norb[emo mode]> to anyone >E

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12267
 07.11.2008
by Lenta.ru
52 percent of voters voted for Obama and 49 percent for John McCain.
What is this undercover...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12266
 07.11.2008
Ura gasoline in the cube was cheaper by one and a half rubles and now is worth as in America a vivat antimonopoly company!!!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12265
 07.11.2008
No, of course I understand it all, but when there is a crowd in cowards in the military commando, and one of them reads the book “The Third Reich – Hitler’s Jew” in order to spend time in line.

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