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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №22215
 07.11.2009
And you also close the tab with the BOR thinking what to do... and open it again? and :)

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №22214
 07.11.2009
and Tanya:
Tomorrow is Men’s Day, how do we celebrate it?

by Natasha:
Figo...
I offer to give the men on a nail and send them to the kitchen for a holiday table prepared

and Tanya:
This is a thought...

by Natasha:
In the evening to call friends and drink vodka in honor of the holiday, periodically drinking standing "for our beautiful men!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №22213
 07.11.2009
The list of people’s heroes depends heavily on the outcome of the civil war.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №22212
 07.11.2009
Georgian Foreign Minister Grigol Vashadze has given up his Russian citizenship and sent his Russian passport by post to Russia.
The Kremlin.
Dmitry Medvedev thanked him and took a loan from the IMF on this passport.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №22211
 07.11.2009
Which Kaspersky is the best?
YYY: not established

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22210
 07.11.2009
Interesting is. Do you also think that in the advertisement of all Avon models are painted with normal cosmetics?! to

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22209
 07.11.2009
I found the most unknown Hynya! I tried to write down what I had time for. It resulted in 9 hours at work, 3 hours on the road, 5 hours sleep, 1 hour sport, 2 hours movies. 4 hours goes to an unknown shit! Actually, I suspect I’m sitting on the internet at this time. Conclusion: It is there.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №22208
 07.11.2009
I want it tomorrow morning.
What will happen tomorrow morning?
Tomorrow morning I wake up at 6 a.m. by the alarm.
It is O_O
He said, “Tomorrow is Saturday!
She: I'll turn off his nap, turn to the other side and sleep again until 12 o'clock.
She: This is a cowboy!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №22207
 07.11.2009
Technical support for torrent tracker:
"How to change your IQ?"

Good people, how to help him?

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №22206
 07.11.2009
My wife was delighted in the morning.)
Jolly (10:54:58 6/11/2009)
At work, everything is over me. My legs hurt, temple. A cold on the lips. And I was plunged in the day and found my whole neck in the seals. The shirt does not help. Everyone says good night, herpes, soaps and legs do not come together. What a shame :(

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22205
 07.11.2009
I hate when you smoke.
I don’t mind when you’re playing on the compass!
Okay, when I approach you, I don’t smell Stalker!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22204
 07.11.2009
Conversation from chat:
Did you go to Rosenbaum today? I have a ticket.
This horror?
They passed

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №22203
 07.11.2009
information about the guy "in contact":
Activity of:
Sleep, binge, eat, study from time to time, meditate, watch TV, sit in contact, and a lot more interesting + among other things, a member of the party "Prospective youth"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22202
 07.11.2009
Profession of reporter:
The American Invisible Ship (19 photos)

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22201
 07.11.2009
Does anyone know how to program on an iPhone?
Will I give an iPhone?
and yes.
I am able!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22200
 07.11.2009
Did you watch football yesterday?
NN: Yes, I switched everything – football, Taras Bulba, football, Taras Bulba...
by Blizzard 6N! Who won it?
by Taras Bulba.

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