Young Internet users in shock: they discovered that loves are dogs!

There is a myth that Peter is a very special city. In general, reading city news sometimes makes it clear that something is not right with this city.
For example, yesterday evening: “(a) There is no light in three districts of the city... and, no, already in four... no, already in five. B. The tombs are floating in the mountain. Two new wooden tombs. One is "For what?", and the other is "For whom?". c) In Pulkovo, a trailer hit another board "Kogalymavia" - the chassis stand is damaged, there are no casualties. Passengers will fly to Egypt by plane company "Northern Wind". d) "Mercedes" hit a goose on the M-11. The bird was killed."
and stupid.

Lia: Lovely friends I was hacked, hopefully no one gave me the money!
Lia: There is also a funny effect. Since on the first tactic the hackers ask how the affairs are (and only after the answer ask for money), I now know about the affairs of a bunch of my friends and friends.

English language courses in local groups:
All prices are for astrological watches.

From the regional website:
On July 16, in IC-19 (Uchta) during a search of a citizen who arrived for a long date to a convict serving a sentence in this colony of the general regime, a bundle packed in a contraceptive was found. The screw was hidden in a delusional way in the natural body cavity. When it was opened, 6 SIM cards, a bottle with a transparent liquid of 10 ml, pink tablets of 101 pieces were found and seized.

Festival of Reconstructors:
- By the way, King Richard the Lionheart boasted that from his bastards it would be possible to assemble a separate army.
He never left her inheritors.
And Balboa because of it. He was a good knight, but a bad king.

A friend works in a closet, in one of the capital universes. In order to motivate the people to immediately show where their clothes are, he hanged an announcement of this content:
"Prepare a loop for hanging!"
It worked!

Upon leaving the store, a stranger in a coat greeted me. With the most neutral face I answer "Good morning" and go on. Within three hundred meters before me it comes to me that it was my neighbor, who every day sits in the car and leaves at the same time as me, just I did not recognize him without the car. It was very uncomfortable!

The air sprayer" exploded my brain.

from the announcement. Aerial for aquarium, as it turned out.

Another Turkish friend.
He wants to talk about serious topics.

Art, literature, religion, sport, education, politics _ all these topics rejected. She sent him a memorial on anti-terrorism for Russians (who was given at work, under a painting for study) fell away like a wart.

In the cat mode, I remember the name of the place where I am going to take the child.
The parliamentary...
The Alien...
The planetary...

XXX is here? You never sent a report.
YYY: Apologies for getting hit
YYY: I forgot

The Armenians, if they see what is brilliant, immediately lose the gift of speech.
I can only say sell my brother.

>> The question was resolved by samsa battle.

Samsa-Boy is Shaurman’s disciple!

I read a joke on one site and remembered that one of my classmates (with whom we talked a lot outside of school) I reinstalled the windscreen 7 times, and every time there was no one at home, and then it suddenly stopped...