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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12264
 07.11.2008
-V@Ndal-: I was looking for the song "Who is to blame". The search results delighted me. It is read as chat:

The Resurrection is the Fault
Alexey Romanov – Who is to blame?
Yuri Skytun - I am to blame
Mikhail Tariverdiyev - I am to blame
Good people are the fault of November
Naive, is it my fault?? to
Valentina Ponomareva - He is to blame
TV is not my fault.
Stalin is to blame for everything.
Freestyle is not your fault.
The Kalinin Bridge – Who am I?
Alice – Who are you?
Old friend – who will explain?
Leningrad - Who Who
Big Black Boots - Who Is Here?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12263
 07.11.2008
Sweets with sweet stitches:
How is he in bed?

The Gold:
5 balls...

Sweets with sweet stitches:
On what scale?

The Gold:
by Richter...

Sweets with sweet stitches:
O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12262
 07.11.2008
News on Yandex.ru
Barack Obama won 52% of the vote in the presidential elections, and John McCain – 49%.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12261
 07.11.2008
See also: Hm Discovered inside the package "Pelmeni Siberian elite home" label with the inscription of Rishkov V.N. A poor woman, but she wants to eat.

c) sysfaq.ru

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12260
 07.11.2008
XXX Ponchik is an American Kolobok-Pidaras, you ask why?

YYY?

XXX Round, with a hole, for the glamorousness of the pudding, sprayed with sugar powder and dried with jam. Isn’t it a pitch?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12259
 07.11.2008
I decided to study Chinese. Create an online training site. Everything is built on a good system of associations with pictures. So here!

The Hieroglyphic Association (short): A Musketeer Breaks His Short Short Weekly Fittle, Shyly Covering It With a Glass Bottle! O_O

Also delighted hieroglyph (blood): Blood flowed from the cake with blue cream roses!! to

Can you fuck it in Chinese?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12258
 07.11.2008
break down on one compilation of the archive from follower 3 to 8 gigs on 500 meters pieces, and run from one house to another with a flash can only a true fan. – – – –

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12257
 07.11.2008
Childhood is when you don’t know exactly if you’re really fighting in a rally.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12256
 07.11.2008
From the Air Forum:

Somehow, due to circumstances, I was more than in close contact (at different times) with the parachutists.
These are not women, but some “adrenaline-feeding” mushrooms. The one behind the stunt pulls me, the other on the lengthy hit me to get in the air.

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