(Friend, 28 years old, married to a coder, instead of a child - a cat)
I: How is it? How is life?
She: Ta-a, one is all day, the other is all day coding.

Fuck, I suffer every time. Open your eyes or not.
Do not shut your eyes! They hope for you!

Why don’t we lose weight when we think? At the same time, when I study or work a lot, I always really want to eat.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Do not eat simultaneously.
Zzz: Cookies are not food!
Yyy: Ahha :)) Package of fats - pounds of fat on the ass!
Zzz : No! No is! The dark side cannot be so insidious!!! to

Andrew: We are promised for Tuesday -21
The weather is whispering
Andrew: whispering "valley fuck in New Zealand guy, fuck you these frosts"

<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach once. With two friends. When we got there, they started kissing each other.
<Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to join them they were such "Aga, straight shats".
<Asha`monkey> Sugar.

The term "black hole", as unpolitically correct, is proposed to be replaced by "afro-hole".

I: The cat takes back the couch at night, takes the sausage and cheese out of the sandwich in the daytime, steals and hides things. Who did I raise?! to
Whom, whom, whom, whom, whom and whom, whom and whom, whom and whom!

Grandfather went to a sanatorium in Gelendzhik, settled him in a room with an ancient old man, a former military. There is a strong north-east blowing all the time, so it is impossible to get out anywhere. On the third day the old man asked to be removed from his grandfather. When asked about the reasons, he replied:
- Just that man is snoring so much that last night I remembered the capture of Königsberg...
This is the fucking (

from Google

The guest :
What are two things I can do to improve my life?

Who needs to:
1st Don’t worry.
2nd be happy.

Romance ends when you realize that it agrees to give and so, without care.

Zadarov said honourable!! You wore me off of joy!!! to
Hello to you, Igor. Have you eaten vodka today?
How do you count me forever???? to

- I am very interested in whether it is possible to determine by the appearance of the poop if this poop had anal sex.)
And in the face of the mouth, it was mysterious :)

A sick child. The wife sends to the pharmacy to buy some vegetable "N" for children (I don't remember the name) Going to the pharmacy, I realized that it's not so it's all just going to be.
I: Hi, please "N" for kids.
Cash: syrup or candles?
The moment I think, I understand that the instructions from the sweet are incomplete, I get a mobile. As long as the cloves go, the cashier carefully continues: if the syrup, clarify with an orange or raspberry taste.
Should I take candles or syrup?
The woman candles.
I am on the machine: with an orange or raspberry taste?

My wife is stuck, I am hysterical :)

Believe the sad experience, do not pull the keys out of the elevator, especially if you are in a hurry home. The gap between the elevator and the site is narrow, but it’s enough (((

XHH: Our undergraduate in computer science was completely touched. I set the house to try the archives and then provide her with a report with detailed data, which archiver is the best.
Wow, do you know which archiver is the best?
XHH: What is it?
The hydraulic press :D

D: Write a quote like this :) so that my body is so pleasant and my heart echoes :)
The defibrillator

If you write an order numerical using numbers and letters, then you need to write:

"5-year-old" (Can not: "5-year-old")
"5th", "2nd" (Can not: "5th", "2nd")

In particular, you can not write a quantitative numerical in the format "5". If it is quantitative, it simply writes one number without any "t", because it itself is read as "five".

This is another scream of the soul.
If everyone doesn’t see it, I’ll kill somebody.

I'm to my boyfriend: let you walk with me, let's go to the store, buy me a facial tonic)
The friend of the guy is the same: Hm, what a questionable quest.

Go to Pop!
Okay, I’ll remind you before I go to sleep.

The guy went fishing with a friend, calling five times a day, and, frankly, he had already made phone calls. Another call, another story for half an hour... I can’t stand it, please:"Give the phone to Cole (friend) for a minute". I handed over the phone, and I asked a friend:"Kol, please give it there!"Kola:"You will then return it to me?"