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I got a call today with someone, allegedly, "soc. The study" Type, can I hand over the phone to someone of the household whose birthday is coming soon? Answered, not thinking that the cat will soon be two years old, the phone to transfer? At the end, they stopped and challenged. I did not immediately understand the reason.

Interview with the Pension Fund:
So, I’m paying you until I’m 65, and then, if I don’t die or if you don’t flee to Hawaii, you’re going to pay me until I die for a few years.

Played in Elite with a friend on the spectrum during the New Year's holidays 4 days in a row. First together, then in turn he slept I played and vice versa. They ate normal food first, then cookies, then cereals. Then his father (the Colonel) came and began to look for a bab in the room, since before that my friend always slept at home. My parents thought Denis (my friend) was going home in the evening and coming in the morning. Everyone was shocked when they found out the truth. We are not. We had no time.

Voice from the bathroom:
OOOOO OOOOO! Finally... really... really... really... really... really... really... really... Iblis is!! to

Hermione(21:43) :
Hi to

Imagine the day

I decided to check the power of the stepler.

Pulled Finger

and pressed

I have never seen such powerful steplers.

Finger to bone

by Andrew (21:44) :
I am not surprised that you are in this situation.

The client writes:
- According to Yandex statistics, yesterday 12 users from Russia came to us (this is an abnormal number. From Russia, no more than 3 people a day usually come in. It looks like a DDoS robot attack...What do you think?

Old Man: I don’t know who shot me today, but please don’t bring any more weapons to the universe. I don’t believe you are 5 course.

This whole homophobia reminds me of something like this:
We want to fuck the shit!
Fuck what to do.
and her! We want you all to accept us!

<-rita (11.50.18) greetings as a puppy
->Emilek (11.57.38) is funny.
<-rita (11.58.13)what is it
->Emilek (12.00.52) Education in 2nd grade?
<-rita (12.01.20)not the same
<-rita (12.17.32)who are you who are you?
->Emilek (12.52.08) Go out!!! to
<-rita (12.53.04)what is it?
->Emilek (12.53.29) go out!!! to
<-rita (12.53.45)not panicked