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[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105165
 07.11.2014
In all online games, I am wildly upset when I am invited to help the PvP. And all, fucking, because at the age of 7 I couldn’t cover my father in dancers and ended up standing in the corner for 4 hours before my mother came from work.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105164
 07.11.2014
From the creators of the "May-Kun" and the "Ebola panacea" to the coffin of the non-Russian.

This virus is spreading so fast. My panacea is just beginning! (A 25-year-old girl who used the word "panacea" twice before, instead of "epidemic").
There is no such thing in an essay. (Accountant with experience, a woman already retired)
Another girl 28 years from day to day just curls my ears in a pipe, with a clever look, pronouncing: swallowed, stumbled, descended... Several times something was laid out in her base, a couple of times she spoke about a serberner and ten times she told me that she wanted to buy a cat in a pot filler of silicone gel, every time at the same time opening the info in the search engine and seeing this word (silikagel, if any)... Peterskaya, by the way, not from the village came, with a tower, even accounting...
And all the days around me, everyone is lying, lying and lying.

>.<

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105163
 07.11.2014
The teacher writes.

I had six checkpoints today.
There was a task that ended with the words: "How many machines are in the shop?". In one notebook I read: “In the shop there were 98 glasses, in the other – in the shop there were 98 remains.” Questions two - what the workers drank and what the children told at home. Modern children are not attracted to working professions.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105162
 07.11.2014
I worked a year ago to go on vacation.
I have been working a year to pay for my vacation.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105161
 07.11.2014
Russian roads are the most normal roads in the world.
Sander: The presence of asphalt on Russian roads perfectly corresponds to the normal distribution of Gauss: it can be asserted with absolute certainty that in 50% of cases asphalt is present on the road, regardless of the chosen point on the so-called route.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105160
 07.11.2014
We see the city of Babylon.
Three thousand years ago:
The elephant runs, the elephant runs.
Tiamat is flying.

The Academic pulls the arrow band,
Shoot on the move.
Gilgamesh told us to live.
The Encyclopedia leads us!

The enemy was destroyed and became the enemy.
of dragon skins.
for Kish, for Ur, for Shuruppak,
For heredity, Nippur!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105159
 07.11.2014
It is time to change the name to srach.im.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №105158
 07.11.2014
<...> Could Ukraine claim foreign property of the USSR, which all came to Russia?
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Something I will not remind that Ukraine claimed to pay the debts of the USSR, which also came to Russia.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105157
 07.11.2014
From the discussion of the repairs made by the jamsuit:
I have a friend who is good at farce (the devil knows why he needed it, but studied it). Repairs were carried out in the apartment. After another battle he built them in his native language (Tajik - practically a dialect of the Farsi). He built so hard. After that, only the brigadier of the Tajiks appealed to him and only on "you".
WOW: Go to you. I started studying Turkish. As a side effect, he began to understand what the Uzbek cleaners are trembling about. I screamed at them to talk quietly. Previously, comments were responded only if complaining to the brigadier. Since then, my desk and its surroundings have been wiped and cleaned with special care. The ways of God are unknown.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №105156
 07.11.2014
That day we went home to a colleague who was taking care of me to pick up tools for small repairs at my house. He always behaved like a gentleman – he was polite and caring, just a wonderful boy. I’ve been in agreement for a few days and I think this boy can do whatever he wants with me. While they were with him, he brought a bouquet of huge white roses, covered it with his hood so that it would not freeze. Going to go out. While dressed in the hallway, he bended, put on a shoe, put his foot forward, and said:
Tanyu, tie up the ropes.
I look at him, at his unleashed shoe, at the bouquet I hold with my two hands, and I wonder where I should put it to tie the boy’s ropes. Seeing my confusion, he adds:
You will come, you will stumble and you will fall.
And he points his finger to my cords with whirling ropes, continuing to tie his shoes.
I'm glad that I'm a sloppy - I didn't have time to put off the bouquet and rush to tie the boy's ropes. A good man would be scared. So for a few weeks he didn’t know how inadequate I was.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105155
 07.11.2014
Lex: Every time someone says, “Do you respect me?” I want to say, “Do you respect me?” Stir with iodine)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105154
 07.11.2014
XXX: Yesterday too, a freezer came to my sister. I ordered a closet and replaced the mirror door on the balcony. The door broke a little from the bottom, in general, it needs to be changed, but the hands do not reach. So decided once he already came to bring me to measure the mirror.
XXX is so. My husband goes to the store, and sees how under the cover of the night’s darkness, his wife leads a suspicious man home, and says, “Ash, you go, we’re quick.”
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: Don’t be so fooled over Pasha
Has the man survived?
xxx survived

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105153
 07.11.2014
Even a bunch of strange mistakes (I can’t watch alone anymore).

"Freshly survived juice"

x_x

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105152
 07.11.2014
It is called Lucifer! It was called Lucifer!"
On May 15, 2011 in Yaroslavl, Dobryna Nikitich Bogatyrov was born.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105151
 07.11.2014
A small example from life. A cottage village with its own poor inhabitants, everyone fell away and hired a local man on a tractor to clean the road from snow in the winter. He ran a couple of times and said, “I hate you, the rich, and I will not work for you for any money.” Bad for the conductor. Create your own morality.

Another example from life. Similar settlement and other initial data. They hire a tractor from a neighboring village. So in winter he cleans the snow regularly, and in summer he paches. And his house is unshakable, and Passat is almost new. Morality is that people are different.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105150
 07.11.2014
Support sheep, how long do you work tomorrow?
YYY: Now the technical support department was offended

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105149
 07.11.2014
My advice to you: go crazy, or read Wikipedia for a bad end. You will be protected from how many non-commodity production in Russia. For example, I have five machine-building companies in the city.
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We have one, in the center of the city. True, I have never seen their devices, but I have been watching the "Office Rental" sign for 15 years.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105148
 07.11.2014
From the hub about the video from the camera installed on the car.

XXX: Has the video become more stable?
yyy: Purposeful use of the budget for road construction.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105147
 07.11.2014
7th of November – Old Fagues with a holiday!!!!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105146
 07.11.2014
From Habr: "In general, there are humans and there are social animals".

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