bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №157148
 07.11.2021
There is a companion who calls once, Edak, every six months:

and health! I have not heard you for a thousand years. How are you?

Dick...

I have such an affair...

Next follows a half-hour monologue about how he has business, family, business... You can insert “Ugu”, “Exactly”. Then, finally, a little pause when I begin to say something like:

My son went to first class...

Comrade interrupted by:

The hammer! It is cool! I was glad to talk to you, I need to run away. Let us call!

I will call you again in six months.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №157147
 07.11.2021
I cut my hair illegally. On the hairdresser a large tablet "closed", the windows are laid down. You knock on the door - the blinds move, an eye appears. My eye looked at me, recognized a regular client, and I penetrated into the opening gap. While they were shaved, someone else was knocking, they looked at him, but they did not let him go. Pay only in cash. The atmosphere of Chicago in the days of dry law. I recommend.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157146
 07.11.2021
What do you eat on your proper diet?



Yyy: Well white mostly



What meat does it taste like?



Yyy: With whom?



Xxx in White

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №157145
 07.11.2021
In order to understand what the athletes who became deputies, imagine the average deputies who decided to go to the big sport.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157144
 07.11.2021
Mark Faber is an analyst and entrepreneur.
In 2008, when the U.S. government decided to shake the U.S. economy by directing $600 to each U.S. citizen personally (in practice, only $300), Mark Faber wrote in his monthly report:
The federal government wants to give every US citizen $600, but if we spend that money on Walt Mart, the money will go to China, if we spend that money on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we buy computers, the money will go to India. If we buy fruit, the money will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala. If you buy a high-quality car, the money will go to Germany or Japan. If we buy something, the money will go to Taiwan. If we buy drugs, the money will go to Bolivia, Colombia or the same India.
And not a single cent will be used to improve the American economy.
The only way to leave money in America and help the economy is to spend it on beer and prostitutes, as it is the only commodity that is still produced in the United States. I will definitely give my favour.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157143
 07.11.2021
Why is a woman's ass given 10 months on the back of the temple, and an economic ass on the back of the whole country is given nothing?

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna