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[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158941
 07.11.2022
I had one chest. They separated. When he separated, he asked her to shake her T-shirt and a shirt, and said goodbye to them, ignoring their mistress. It’s been more than 10 years, and she’s gone crazy when she sees me.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №158940
 07.11.2022
It is not enough to stop the war, we must start the peace.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158939
 07.11.2022
told the accompanying.

Twelve years ago, I walked out my ten-month-old Labrador every night. They were familiar with all the surrounding dogs. Particularly my Piper made friends with a cute red taxi. Having just seen his girlfriend, he began to twist his tail with a double frequency and stretched the steering wheel so that it was impossible to hold it. Then the dogs, carefully smelled, before falling, played in catches and pickups. Idylia in one word.

One day I noticed that when I ran to a taxi, my dog was lying on the ground. I shared this observation with the master, a very large in all dimensions, a man of thirty, who was bigger than I was as much as the Labrador was bigger than the tax:
Piper, I say, was definitely smarter. He feels like he’s grown up and lies on the ground to be with a girlfriend of the same height. She thought it was more comfortable to play with him.
- I may have to take on his experience, - somehow sadly replies the man, - I have the same problems.
And suddenly he stands in front of me on my knees right on the wet grass.

A year later we got married. Piper is no longer there, and the taxis are all gray.

Bonus: photo of dogs by clicking on "Source"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №158938
 07.11.2022
Hudi is for the thin.
For the fat is fat.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158937
 07.11.2022
It was in student times. I cared for two beautiful and successful girls among the boys (not at the same time of course). I cared for it, but I realized that I had almost no chances. It was evident that I was not equal to them. The girls were looking for younger boys then, more successful and what a sin to hide - richer than me. I still decided to try. Nothing else happened to Frantz. I won’t say that I was very upset by their refusals, but those memories were very well stored in my head. It’s been about 10 years and life brings me back with these representatives of the perfect sex. One of them was married and left alone with a child. The other family and maternal happiness has never experienced. Both remain very attractive. In principle, I did not change much: I did not become richer, I did not become a tougher character, I did not crumble, and I did not become poor. Life experience added a little and in the passport + 10 years. And what do you think? I suddenly find myself being the man with whom they are ready to connect.



The rest of my life! Suddenly, they saw in me all the positive qualities that were hidden from their eyes 10 years ago. Oh, how it was relevant then and if not in time now...

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