My husband is watching a channel on YouTube. Interview with a famous athlete. He is such a bass:
- Here I am often asked by young people (covering voice for a teenager) "I go to boxing and karate, where would I look like?" (and again bass) - Go to the library!

6th of December, SPb, +8C Even the winter is falling from us.

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Now you have the same climate as in Western Europe. The window was not closed for a long time.

Anna
I don’t have chest chopsticks.
Tatiana
Did you put them in the gas tank?? to
Anna
Of course, I’m sitting and watching the whole cupcake.)
Tatiana
I have a good conversation with you 😉
Anna
You are the first.)

About a year ago, I had a night with a lady. She had to go to work in the morning, and for that, she had to shave her shirt. But I have a very hairy cat at home, and he loved to sleep on a smoothing board. Therefore, there was always a lump of wool on her. And here, in order not to blur the shirt in the wool, the lady comes to mind... Put a plastic bag. Under the shirt. To confirm it is all a matter. In the end, I was to blame for everything.

Our friend is a predecessor in the university. He sows the rational, good, eternal. He is doing educational conversations.Once he went to rest in the bathroom. They drank, ate, and they called a prostitute. What was his surprise when his student came to the challenge. He long told her why prostitution is denounced by society. discussed the risks. Asked to leave the profession, to reconsider, to return to the exams in economics. Shame on short. And then I fucked. Because it is enclosed.

To call homosexuals “pedicals, peders, or homics” is not good, but right.

Joseph of Egypt

In the weekend, Heat came to the country to Bobrov on the "bozhole nouvo". Both families have been friends for a long time, were, what is called, held and, having discovered for themselves, over time, the joys of gastronomic tours around Europe, began to celebrate this French holiday. Last autumn they gathered with the Warms, and this time they took the Bobrovs, who tried not to hit the dirt with their face. The table was broken with delicacies that would envy any Paris family. Several types of cheese neighbored with meat products and fish delicacies, over which a large bottle of whiskey with a woolmaker in a sweater on the label. Everything was at height.
Oh the oligarchs! - enthusiastically exclaimed Teplov raising a bowl with a goat pastet - the foa-gra they have, wow, level!
- Yeah, they, with these sanctions - pretending to be angry, a happy hostess waved her hands, pouring wine on high glasses - nothing is right now, well, we have at least a familiar in "Lux Gurme" manager, she earns. Let’s go for an aperitif.
Everyone friendly drank a glass of thermic young wine, snacking the canapés offered to them with pieces of pastet and pineapple.
- Mda - the owner of the house dropped on the back of the chair - foa gra. And remember how in the nineties, you and I went out and went to the market together, so that it was cheaper to buy a bucket? Here, let us eat it now.
“Yes,” his wife said, “it was a time, God did not bring.
Yes why? - unexpectedly objected to Teplov - I really liked that cushion, I would not refuse now.
Skeptically whispered Bobrov – let’s, let’s. I can offer you another alcohol "Royal", I recently found my snail in the basement here.
- And what - Heaplov stubbornly - a bowl... and I can swallow the spirits, it is you have offspringed here in full, you can not live without parmesan.
I am? - Bobrov was upset - yes, so you know, I don't eat this cheese at all, it's only blue, and it's a bit more, the smell of interrupting.
“Wow, wow,” he laughed, kicking his head at a bottle of whiskey standing, “you are drinking Scottish whiskey, but you can’t drink alcohol.
Am I not able to? I shouted angrily offended Bobrov, was it me? Well, let’s take that alcohol,” he said to his wife, “and look at the cellar there in the basement, I seemed to have seen it.
Let’s go, what did you come up with? I reacted calmly, yes, I won’t go anywhere.
After a brief quarrel, realizing that it was useless to argue with his wife, the angry Bobrov himself went to the cellar, returning with a dusty bottle of alcohol and a bowl of pearl meat.
Have you gone crazy? - His wife was outraged - I'll give this meal to the dog of the neighbor!
– No fig – Bobrov cut off, putting a cold look on Teplov – it is for me instead of a snack, I will only warm up.
“Give me a snack,” he replied, adding, “you can even get cold.
I am cold too! Bobrov said angrily and, shaking the hamon that was broken down there from his plate, threw the gray clumped mass on her from the bench. After that, he opened the "Royal" bottle and poured the alcohol into a couple of free wine glasses.
The women, swirling, covered their noses with their hands, and the host with the guest tightly, as if from a seat, looking at each other, raised high glasses with alcohol and drank, snacking brown bits of cold pearls.
Well how? Bobrov breathed out, turning the glass up the bottom – can’t I? I can eat without eating, unlike some people. More maybe?
Of course! Heat, what are you asking?

A couple of hours passed and there was complete harmony. The women, talking peacefully, drank tea somewhere in the kitchen. In the hall on the festive table drowned almost untouched foreign delicacies, which looked at from his label a surprised volynnik, and both friends, having drank a liter of alcohol and drank all the pearl, choked friendly on the wide sofa standing in the corner.
The French “Bozole Nuovo” festival, as always, succeeded.
by robertyumen

Dear Chairman of the Board of Gazprom PJSC Miller Alexei Borisovich, in connection with the closure of the Turkish Stream project, we ask you to finally consider the possibility of connecting to the gas pipeline of your company on the terms of Turkish Stream (at the expense of Gazprom PJSC) of our village, timely payment of gas at the tariff of Turkish Stream is guaranteed.

P.S If necessary, we will consider changing the name of our village to "Turkish".

Software developers, well, call your predecessors, maybe at least they will tell you how not to eat oza. Especially for browsers.

>>> The Russian Post is something

God, let’s finally discover Parkinson’s Laws and read what any organization that has abandoned management and development becomes. Half a century ago described the work of your Russian Post and the like, there is nothing special about this.

Commentary on Oxygen
XXX: Did you open it? What was inside?
YYY: No, I threw it out immediately.
XXX: The spirit of adventure has disappeared
Zzz: Could it be worth burning for the start?
But is he so... beautiful?
Mmm: Okay well. Then burn it.

Are you going on vacation?
Yes, the first, second and third.
Here is... you. Only the first and second. The third was not given, I saw the order.

In the article on bypassing blocks on the router:

I live in Ukraine - so I block and bypass
WOW: Not the best way.

The need, called cow’s oil, skilled chemists learned to make out of really cow’s oil with the most diverse impurities to it – coconut, cotton, flaxseed oil, other vegetable fats and even simple bull and lamb salts... And real cow’s oil has almost completely gone out of use, because at current prices it is impossible to produce it.
From the report of Deputy S. Bubnov, made at the meeting of the Moscow City Duma in October 1898

xxx: I can't cook soups... I have a spoonful in them
XXX: In the real sense.
Yyy: In the hands of a good hostess even towels stand :D

...
I listen, what do I need?
- It is necessary to manufacture a two-sided plate, there are no small parts and tracks, a minimum of TQFP-64 with 0.8mm, the size of...
Well, we can fucking fuck...
- I can fuck you and fuck yourself, can you pay the factory quality, or order somewhere?
...

I love these old Khrushchev houses. I am sick sitting, my nose is clogged, the fever, the flux - everything is angry, in one word. I went to the kitchen to drink tea. While waiting for the tea, I tinned deliciously again. And from the extract I heard someone’s voice: "Be healthy!" And the mood improved immediately =)

Polesov: Should you be nervous about such nonsense, I was somehow asked for the inventory number of the data exchange protocol. No nerves are enough for every fool to be angry.

She
Red where your profile is what you are like

He is
I fell asleep at night :C
It's terrible to say this to women, lol

She
Don’t worry, it happens to everyone.

He is
It’s terrible to hear this from women.