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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12932
 07.12.2008
Gene Givargizyan (14:58:19 5/12/2008)
Hello my name is Cristina!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12931
 07.12.2008
Congratulations to the "Antenna" newspaper, don’t fuck the quotes from Basha!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12930
 07.12.2008
News from Moscow:
... the cement was lowered by 50 percent, the iron armor and twice as much... (c)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12929
 07.12.2008
avreol: I went out after physics with a dried brain, I think give coffee from the machine to drink) and the matter was later at 8 p.m)) somewhat rattled the little things 20p gave the machine, pressed the cooking, and there the cups ended... stood with a whirling face watched my coffee spilled into the sludge

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12928
 07.12.2008
XXX: My brain is bursting!
YYY: From what suddenly?
xxx: I'm looking at the sources of one website
xxx: I see s/S/S/g; I remove it
XXX: I write myself
XXX: I don’t go back
XXX: I move to another place
XXX: I don’t go back
XXX: Go away, shake the brains of everyone
Zzz: Don’t buy bubbins and everything will be named!
yyy: the code of the symbols compare :))))
I hate the wind!!!! to
and zzz:
xxx: it has two symbols that look like S
So, because of this, Moscow has almost broken.
zzz: hence the conclusion: not you hanged the drum - not you to film!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12927
 07.12.2008
Stirling (00:56:54 30/11/2008)
No, they say that animals are similar to their owners.)
Aidan Maindeville (00:57:33 30/11/2008)
M is?
Stirling (00:58:10 30/11/2008)
I don’t have a cat, I have a complex of phobias sitting and nervous disorder chasing...
Arinka (01:00:53 30/11/2008)
When it's dark and her parents turn off the TV when she goes to bed, she wakes up anxious because of the silence. She eliminates her with loud whispers until the hour of the night.
When I go to the toilet, she wakes up with a fear of loneliness. Consequently, it breaks into the door. But getting into that room, she remembers that she has claustrophobia, and begins to climb on the wall and try to reach the pen to let her go. When she finds herself outside, she wakes up with a fear of loneliness... well, and so on.) In the bathroom she does not break just because she also has hydrophobia.
Paranoia of mosquitoes.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12926
 07.12.2008
The poor polar fox will rise late in the morning,
And he will come to those who took money from Sberbank

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12925
 07.12.2008
What is Lenin? It’s when you get up from bed and you get out of the phone.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №12924
 07.12.2008
The topic pleased: on the main page of RBC one of the news: Fraudsters sold the land on Rublevka for 208 million rubles.

And then the banner on top is huge:"Seek the land?")))))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №12923
 07.12.2008
From the forum on drom.ru:
A friend with Peter in the ass wrote :)) A colleague Andrew calls from a neighboring room to his friend, who is also called Andrew. He mistakes the number and comes to me.
and yes?
And then Andrew?
For a moment, I’ll call him.
Right, we have one Andrew at the company, I followed him and went. In the neighboring room. I come and see what he’s talking on the phone (how do I know what I’m doing with!) is
I say:
And then Andrew! There you are on the phone. I have me.
He whispers and answers, pressing the phone with his hand:
I’m here now, let them wait.
I go to myself and take my phone. I say:
“You know, he’s talking on the other line now, can you wait a little?
Yes well well.
I put my phone next to it and continue to work. A minute. Three. Andrei is still waiting for himself at the phone. Then he can’t stand, puts on the phone, comes to me. He sees a pipe next to the device - it means that he is still waiting. He raises :
But?
The short hips. He puts the phone. He looked at me for a while with thought.
Were you not just there?
Where is?
by phone.
Have you ever felt like an absolute fool? With someone at the same time?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12922
 07.12.2008
in the sea (see Yandex) someone laid out a screen of tasks from a computer science textbook for the second class. Drawing a whale, a booty, a piano, a penguin and a train. It is necessary to find a common characteristic of the group.

Killed a comment: "These items cannot be shaved".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12921
 07.12.2008
The hand of the market is not so invisible, the middle finger is clearly visible.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12920
 07.12.2008
By youth years had to be a few years on ships type

"The Sea of the River". As I remember, from the Baltics they passed through the Kilsk Canal, came out in the

The North Sea took its course to England. A few days in the fog.

We encountered a riverboat, from our same shipyard, chief,

Master, the strikers - everyone knows each other, contacted by racy

"Hello-Hello" there is all that. They ask where they have gone.

and mol? The watchman answers: "Britten" (I don’t remember exactly, I guess,

Silence in the air. Then from the mines so deliberately report: "Eh

No hell, we’re going there too!"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №12919
 07.12.2008
There is a domestic and wandering cat on the street.

The housewife asks:

“Listen, brother, who is feeding you?

No one, I feed myself.

Do you know how to open cats?! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12918
 07.12.2008
Instructions for bypassing the protection of GTA 4 on one of the trackers

In short, do as I say and the game starts:

1st Install the game, go to its folder.
2nd Delete the file.
Three Restart the windows. If Vista, then turn off and turn on only in 10 minutes!!! to
4 is Open the notebook, write Haked by Russia, then three gaps and Not Fake!.
5 is You save in the echo format under the name of GTA 4. Letters T and A must be entered on the Russian layout!
6 is Go to the Internet, whoever IS downloads Mozilla, whoever Mozilla - the opposite. Go to the GTA 4 website. Update the page 5 times.
7 is Open the task manager and there we remove the task of the browser. This is very important!!! to
8 is Now we move the folder with the game to the second disk, who has one, will have to re-format.
9 is Write our echoes in the game folder.
10 is We open PowerDVD, and through it we run the echo file, before this must delete Winamp, who has it.
11 is All, the game is started!

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