3JIou IIec (13:42:34 6/02/2010)
And then you bite mint for apple and moist "MMMMMMMm straight like orbit juicy mint")))))

noComments (16:01:55 6/02/2010)
If I move to a girl to live, I will definitely cook for her.

Leeloo (16:02:07 6/02/2010)
You are clever.

Leeloo (16:02:34 6/02/2010)
I think a lot of girls will be happy to get you like this.)))

noComments (16:02:38 6/02/2010)
She will poison my meat and I will get an apartment.

Sparky: Setting the controller from the television is a life thing. But to lose a cup of tea going into the room from the kitchen is already a clinic.

1 is well. How did they spend the night?
2: Great, fuck them there.
I generally try to leave a piece of myself in every house.
2: Yes, I didn’t fool you.
1: Go to Nashville!
2: I have a goal.
Go down and go down!!! to
2: It is growing.
Hide it up!!! to

“Dakara, listen to the name of that disease, well, when can’t you stop masturbating?
<Amaury> Chronicle of Chromosome

And you too when you were a kid and watched "As long as everyone’s home", just because there are "wonderful pen"?? to

Question: How to become an evil person?
Connect to the Internet via Dial-up.

to this:
Russian scientists are testing a fundamental new space engine called "graviola"

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The price of the lights will rise! O_O

to this:
Each time this quote will be put a plus, one member will die! (First the E.R., then the others)
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The Abyss of Death

to this:
The vacancy of admin.
The Conditions:
We will give you
Flexible schedule
Office in the Center
The Sandwich
Let us touch the chest of the phis manager or the piar manager.

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How many times will I be touched?

What is Vodka?
Vodka is an idea.

to this:

As usual, after 2 hours, there are no clean socks. I washed, I think how to dry. I decided to bake on a bowl. And here the fucking, damned me on the autopilot to put the oil there, and even at the moment when my mom went into the kitchen:(
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Is phenomenon too simple?

Ladies and gentlemen, go on your Valentine’s Day. 14th is the day of the IT-book!!!! ENIAC, 1946 YEAR, 14 FEBRUARY!!! I understand that here are not all the aitišniki, but initially it was our site and let's leave at least something aitišny on it, in addition to the source.

Everyone with the attacker.

xxx (22:12:04 5/02/2010)

Are you sad?
yyy (22:12:47 5/02/2010)

I am in the army.

My friend, when he was 5 years old, was told by his parents that if you swallow a gum, you will die.

I hate these creative resumes.
xxx: here’s how you can describe your life in two words"?
YYY: Easily
yyy: "epic fail"

Here is this:
Here is this:
I found the iPhone and returned it to the owner. Am I an idiot?

No man. You are good! The Truth. Respect to you!! to
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And I, while still a student, went from lectures, and found a folder with a bunch of documents, and the documents were force structures, passports, xives, checkbooks, etc. I called, arranged a meeting, met. And in the end, they turned me, took me where he knows and beat me, and wanted to hang on me the theft of this folder. Now, how do you do, I will give back the things I found? Of course not! Impressions for a lifetime...

Semiurg: It was a mistake to put a cat in a bowl of papers. He is sitting there and reading...

It is censored. Set the default settings and drop off the weather control panel. There are domestic specialists.
The fucking. Do not even think about payroll management.

In the broadcast "News of BORA". Briefly about the main:
News of Crime:
The horrors of the supermarket – look closely at the checks, find out what you are actually drinking and eating!
The obvious incredible:
Collective Mind – Breast Enlargement, Salary Increase, Cancer Cure, Even Without Photos!
News of Culture:
- Captain Evidence, British scientists and the UG conducted in the last way the blonde, cat, admin and shredder.
A little about politics:
- A group of oldfags appealed to the public - "BOR is no longer a cake!".