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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №125183
 07.03.2016
<Rapid_response> I install the familiar screw 98 on the virtual machine)
<pewpew> why did the corpse dig?
<Fast_Response> he has some ancient astrological programs, only under it works
<pewpew> so astrologers and need :)

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125182
 07.03.2016
(After a fierce discussion on the forum - lyrical retreat)

AAA: Yes, the people around me are generally good too. And next to it is a good park, there live dunes and all other life. The daughters are beautiful. And the light through the leaf falls beautifully. There is music inside. Living is generally good. But sometimes there are problems, sometimes there is fatigue, there is no strength and so on. I don’t think people have the right to talk about it. Well, of course, if they are only about that, it is worth thinking. But I don’t really care about such nuts :)

bbb: "Disclaimer: The word "dikly" in this context means only birds and does not refer to any of the forum participants." ;-)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125181
 07.03.2016
How to turn food into a circus.
My brother’s name is Alexander. Do not ask why. I myself do not know. This was the first thing that came to my mind when I got it out of the package. Now I have every bite turned into a bite: "Alexandra, will you burn an omelette?", "Alexandra, something you are burning right today", "Alexandra, are you ready to burn?", "Alexandra, not burning". I am not talking about the fact that the song from "Moscow does not believe in tears" is performed now in the kitchen regularly X-D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125180
 07.03.2016
What will you give to your wife on March 8?
XZ, probably something of yellow metal.
Oh) Nichoshi, Didn't Know She Loved Listening to Chinese Rock lol

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125179
 07.03.2016
Natalia: My stepper on the phone said that the standard of steps is fulfilled.
What is Moshe Homer?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125178
 07.03.2016
The group "Skeptic Society" ask: Tell me how you became a skeptic?

XHX: In 10th grade my parents told me that Santa doesn’t exist, but I had a skeptical mindset at the time, and I didn’t believe them. But by the third grade, under the burden of education, I believed in its non-existence.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125177
 07.03.2016
I am sick, my ears are clogged, so I hear worse than usual. My husband talks about his work:

On Wednesday at nine o’clock in the morning we have a scream rally.

I ask :

How is it? A fucking rally?! to

He said that this was the most accurate description of such a shape of a planner he had ever heard.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125176
 07.03.2016
Let us think. Here, say, offer me a salary several times more on the condition that I will work the same time more intensely, it means more tired, it means more time to spend on recovery... That is, in my personal free time I will not engage in some of my pleasant things (read, draw, communicate with friends, spend time with family, etc.). and etc.It is stupid to get rid of stress at work. Why do I need money in such a way? Buying antidepressants? No thank you.

The most desirable thing I would spend any money on is my free time. And, in fact, working behind the sleeves for a small salary, I buy it.

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