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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149545
 07.03.2018
We bought a house and we don’t know where to throw the garbage bag. We go looking. We found a large bunch of sludge, in the center of which a pillar with a large inscription: Svalka. We come closer. Under the word Svalka painted the inscription: prohibited, a fine of 1000 rubles.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149544
 07.03.2018
Oh...

Ollo
You only live in the mode of eating and sleeping.
And others will enjoy increases, hobbies, and other joys of life.

(*the voice of an elephant from the cartoon "38 poppies") Increases what, forgive me?

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