Conversation in the online game:
I will calculate your IP and find you.
WO:Lawy 192.168.0.1
Well guys, I’ll find you soon, fuck you.

As a child, I never understood what "shameful shame" is.

She: Dear gift to me on March 8th Chihuahua
He: be healthy
She is: Oh?? to
He: Well you were just going to say what to give you on March 8 and sneezed. So what to give you?

X: So, fucking, is this your contact? I’ve tried Google, there’s to be registered everywhere.
YYY: O O marry me! I can cook and my head doesn’t hurt.

She: Do you have a girl?
He is: No.
It is now there ;)

On Goodbye Sunday, I write my SMS:
Forgive me for Christ!
After a long pause, the answer:
With whom did you sleep?

No, of course forgiven Sunday is a wonderful tradition... But when at night from a friend comes the message "Sorry for everything", the shaking hands themselves hit the google line "how to speak away from suicide".

Sart (c)

I went to the library today.
amazonka: I climb the stairs up, the librarian runs in front of me, almost knocking on me with a scream
Amazon is finally! Did you come for the boy?
There are all kinds of circles in the library, children are engaged.
amazonka: but I didn’t go out at first, I say: Do you have boys instead of boys books today?