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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110330
 07.03.2015
A discussion among the guys on the forum, what to give a girl-gyka.

Altruist Style (Also works like a miserable style): Find a girlfriend, closer to the final stage of the stroke and just get in with her. Yes, banal, but sometimes it’s the best gift, unless of course it’s asexual. Also is working with the men on February 23. =) is

YYY: Are you sure that if I blow my friend on February 23, he will appreciate it?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110329
 07.03.2015
16718 and more than 2000 of the same

We want men to have critical days.
PMS every 28 days
so that men become pregnant, bear and give birth to children after you are fucked by a man or a grandmother (because look for equality).
so that men do not curl if they have to do mines and swallow sperm

So then your post makes sense and about shaving naked and pulling half of your own weight.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110328
 07.03.2015
We walk together today and see a clear boy in a classic boy posture: sitting on the back of the bench and with his legs on the seat. My commentary:
When you want to be above everyone, and there are no palms near you.

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