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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14981
 07.03.2009
I have seen more men who have lost their desire to have a wife and children and to keep them at ease than men who have lost their desire to be drunk and to be prostitutes.
c. William Yates

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14980
 07.03.2009
Everything has its mouth.
There is a need for each of them.
Everyone has to eat their own.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14979
 07.03.2009

50357 (saved 2009-03-04 at 23:05)
Lena Sanook: Well... during lunch, we remembered the corporations in 2006 and 2007. I learned a little new about myself.
Vladimir: Did you dance Tanness live on the basket?
Lena Sanok: No...
Vladimir: And what then?
Lena Sanok: I turned out to have participated in a competition with the director. The contest was in the pool... the director was without a swimsuit...
Yippidy: Yippidy is good! ?
Lena Sanook: I was in the swimsuit!! to
Vladimir: What did you have?
What is the essence of the contest?
Lena Sanok: I was without brains! Without a brain!! to
by Vladimir :D

What is the meaning of the contest? ?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №14978
 07.03.2009
In my childhood I had no parkour.
As a child, we jumped salto from the garages into the snow and considered ourselves a ninja.

8 is?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14977
 07.03.2009
From ASI:
By the way, you have a competitor.
He: 3 year old girl
He: He runs around, wants to play with me, smiles and hides. It plays at all ;)
Is she kissing? and :)
He: Not yet...
She is not my competitor.
She says: I have breasts!! to

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14976
 07.03.2009
They burn :D
March 8th in 2nd grade. The Mysteries.
Which car cannot be driven?
by Zaporozhye
by Stranger
It is. The correct answer is: in the laundry.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14975
 07.03.2009
If you didn’t get a flower on March 8, don’t be upset: someone gave them two!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14974
 07.03.2009
Dear administrators!

A request from readers.

Please return comments to quotes because of the extreme inconvenience of reading the same thing with different references.
Make a dating section or anything like "how wonderful we are" - so that people proud of their principles or their absence can scream and argue there.

Without a mate. with respect
The Basque readers.
D is


[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14973
 07.03.2009
I want an apple...
If we weren’t like you, we’d live in heaven now.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14972
 07.03.2009
by Zizmo:
My wife gave me a peach last night. It is delicious. I sit, bite her, and say,
– Listen, Red, I’d cross the pear with the mandarine! The Taste! Can I devote the rest of my life to this?
She silenced a little and stared at the telephone.
I’t buy a mangrove in the market.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №14971
 07.03.2009
Childhood is the only country from which 100% of its citizens emigrated.
Because of their desire to stay in it. c) Sj

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14970
 07.03.2009
Call to cell. From home. No one at home. and urgent. and Taxi. to home. The smoke,
and harry. On the plate is a forgotten bowl. A cat at home. The eyes are square. Sitting on
by phone.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14969
 07.03.2009
Do we meet today as agreed?
She is: Yes. When to wait for you?
I fucking go out at 7 p.m.
She: Yes, you are very determined!
He says: I will go out! I go out! The T9!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14968
 07.03.2009
XXX: I am stupid and unfashionable
Unfashionable so why? =) is

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14967
 07.03.2009
Olga: The line of discharge is not carried out!

support: the new budgeting scheme flag must be turned off

Olga is included!

Olga: It is not done!

support: 12:52:23 support: new budgeting scheme should be turned off

Olga by Olga (12:51:26)
is included!
Olga (12:51:53)
Not being held!

support: 12:55:24 support: 12:52:23 support: the new budgeting scheme should be turned off

Olga: Okay, maybe I don’t see where this flag should be included. Please tell me where? In what place?

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