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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157708
 07.03.2022
We change clothes in the morning. A girl approaches, sits next to the baby, hugs him, looks me in the eyes, and asks playfully:

Do you know I love your Timor?

The little boy struck all my ears with the best girl in the world, Taisia, so I confidently answer:

Yes, Taizé I know it.

My eyes are instantly filled with tears:

I am not Taizé! I am Aigul! And he runs away.

I could have warned you, Casanova young man.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №157707
 07.03.2022
Russian units "involved" the Ukrainian capital



XXX: Cotton is spread, there are softened on both sides.



YYYY: Listening salutes, meetings are held in places

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №157706
 07.03.2022
Fascism begins with elite jokes about the pain of others.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157705
 07.03.2022
Suddenly there was an order with a large amount of welding work. Our welders may not be on time, we give an urgent announcement on the radio and in the newspaper. The next day, calls began to come, three candidates were selected and invited to an interview.
The Brigadier says:
- Well what an interview, in words they are all Leo Tolstoy, and in fact x#y is simple. Test work must be done immediately.
The first came a middle-aged man in a dress with a tie and a hat.
Please tell me about yourself:
Built a pipeline in the Far East.
What kind of electrode can you work with?
P&O is what.
Materials with which you worked?
Which and what.
The brigadier brings two metal plates, asks the candidate to weld the insert.
The candidate confidently turns on the welding machine, adjusts modes, inserts the electrode into the stick, covering his eyes, just catches the bow with his hand and begins to boil.
We with the brigadier turn around and admire:
What trained eyes, not even a shield took.
We feel the smell that in addition to the electrode and metal burns some stuff, we turn:
You hear your necklace burn!
He continues to cook with an indiscriminate look:
The process cannot be interrupted under any circumstances.
He presents two welded plates to the brigadier, they are like glued sheets of paper, there are no flows or incisions, everything is clean. He makes the conclusion:
This is the first time I see a professional at this level, but the other candidates don’t make sense.
The man answers:
- I can do what I can do and how I can do and without a shield, but a tie proeb@t it needs to be tried...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №157704
 07.03.2022
For the first time in 28 years, deputies will have to live, be treated, teach their children in the conditions they have created all these years.

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