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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111801
 07.04.2015
But what do you know about fungal soup?! to
Tagged: Nihua for example
BottleUs: Many think that it is a must-have or other vermicellum!
It definitely doesn’t climb any door!
But the fungal soup, like the ear, is three compounds in the right proportions.
Tagged with: eeee
[0:20:44] LampIlicha: You decided to cook at night watching?
These are fungi of various kinds and varieties, boiled in water and boiled with salt with potatoes. And at the very end of the cooking, either raw cream or natural butter is added.
ButylkUs: It is then especially disabled citizens can crack the soup with cream or some other shit, but the real mushroom soup should be cracked only with peppers of different quality, I recommend red due to spice and not fragrance.
I would marry you, barin, with your culinary talents.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111800
 07.04.2015
If your dad doesn’t love you,
Always watching the computer.
He does not want to play with you.
It should not be disappointed.
Go to the kitchen.
Take a sharp knife.
Dare throw your father in the foot.
To attract attention.
Dad will smile immediately.
Back from the computer.
He will want you immediately.
Definitely to play.
and on the railway,
in hunting and hiding,
And of course, it will show,
Like a jigsaw.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111799
 07.04.2015
>>> In the system two disks - C: and D:, Kaspersky found the virus on the G: disk and honestly healed it.

remove the flash from the comp and do not upset adults with your idiotic sensations.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111798
 07.04.2015
A line on a regional TV:
"A young family with a dog of Slavic appearance will film..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111797
 07.04.2015
Alexander is
Another trashmob from the collector. I wanted to make a statement on my credit card and they couldn’t give me it because I didn’t know the credit card number. The type is signed by the boss, he will not search for your credit card throughout the database.

Pasha
I love you))
I wanted to put money on my card yesterday. The bank does not accept 5 thousand banknotes, stood in a line in a coconut.
I also had to present my passport.

Alexander is
Did they mess up with the mail?? to

Pasha
Stranger against Predator

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111796
 07.04.2015
I started listening to the audio books of Faulz, sharing with a friend:

Nuuskamuikkunen
It is interesting to note that the episodes of sexual eggs in his texts are surprisingly profound and poetic. Today, just at the end of the shift, when I was already going to the dressing room, such an erotic passage began, I had to cut off the player urgently, because the men in the shower could misunderstand... :)))))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111795
 07.04.2015
The utmost attack in women's toilets is not a line, but the absence of gaps on the doors and clothes with boys who believe that this busy cabin is clearly free.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111794
 07.04.2015
Look at what’s happening at BOR'e! We have little sorting shit, so we still have a chance to catch a full-fledged cat-holivar! Well, though, cats owners clearly in the majority...
I am AHA. Ksta, I remember, it was still in SA... We lived under the battalion headquarters of cats. And here, they sent us a new writer, and he did not like cats, all the time pins, stones in them, etc. The cats went away and the rats came. The apotheosis became a joke when they ate half of his package from the house that he kept on his desk.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111793
 07.04.2015
Do you have the same date of birth everywhere? information is insecure)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY It would be safer to be born on different days)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111792
 07.04.2015
Constantine
How is the mood, as small?
by 06.04.15

Elena
The mood is normal, small capricious, it gets used to for now.
by 06.04.15

Constantine
I understand him. 9 months of warmth and peace, and then such stress. I have not left yet.)
by 06.04.15

Elena
and :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111791
 07.04.2015
The West is wicked, insidious, hating Russia, vengeant, but judging by the fact that our officials keep families there, it is still kind. AQ

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111790
 07.04.2015
As a child, I read a lot of books about animals.
In particular, it was said in all that the cat when walking pulls its nails and walks quietly.

Then what kind of cat is my cat throwing around the house so that the complete feeling that a man is walking with his nails?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111789
 07.04.2015
My mom came to the clinic today.
A man, a red face, came to the registry with the question - to which doctor to go.
They ask him what the problem is.
I drank a liter of vodka yesterday.
What exactly are you complaining about?
What if I can drink a liter of vodka right now?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111788
 07.04.2015
I was with my son on his birthday. My son was 3-4 years old. The animators played "Terremok". The rabbit appears: Children who is it? What is he eating? The cabbage? Let’s give a rabbit cabbage.
The fox appears: Let’s say hello to the fox. One of the children stretches a fox of cabbage. The animator says: No, the fox does not eat cabbage. Here my catches a rabbit and goes to the fox: well, you have a rabbit then.
The Good Boy: Facepalm

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111787
 07.04.2015
The country was successful:

"In Moscow will be carried 1418-metre Georgian tape..."

"In St. Petersburg the place of a playground will take the temple..."


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111786
 07.04.2015
This is a constantly emerging Ukrainian-Russian topic.

The Ukrainian government is an aggressive idiot.
The Russian government is an aggressive idiot.

Ukrainians and Russians are brothers forever.

There are certain layers of the population, easily manipulated, in connection with the acute deficiency of intelligence - they are, will fight. Luckily they break each other. The others are brothers.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111785
 07.04.2015
I started reading information security books. When he came home, the cat found another hooliganism: he opened the kitchen door, hanging on a pen, pulled a baton from the table and, hiding from the murder, quickly wandered under the couch. Usually I accepted this and the happy cat left the shelter after half an hour, knowing that the deadline for the crime had expired and he successfully escaped the punishment. Having remembered the good advice of the Customsman and the postulates of Bruce Schneier, he laid his lazes on both sides of the couch with boxes of shoes. After another machination the cat on the usual scheme ran into the first "nora". He stumbled into the "bubble", moved to the plan "B" and headed to the second entrance, but there the security gap was removed. The cat in confusion hanged, was immediately caught, after which an explanatory work was carried out with him on issues of good behavior and sophisticated manners. Thank you Customs and Schneer!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111784
 07.04.2015
Discussion of petals and births of troops:

With the shield, the lawyer; with the sword, the prosecutor. % of

WHO IS THE TAPOR? and :)

ZZZ: The Orc? and :-(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №111783
 07.04.2015
I hope everyone can survive the shock of this news, but nevertheless, I hope you are ready for it:
If you came to the store without taking money - and you were not given anything there for free, then it is not a seller such a bastard that "only from laziness you do not give a leash" - it is to buy something, you have to come with money,
If you did not take the rights with you, you were stopped by a truck and driving a car without the rights had the corresponding consequences - no, it is not a truck, it is to drive a car with the rights.
If you take the garbage not into the garbage containers, but dumping it in a pile near the entrance, and the utilities do not take out this garbage, only the containers are devastated - then this is not the utilities, this garbage must be thrown in the place.
If the wife washed everything that was in the laundry basket, but at the same time all your socks were thrown into the dirty form under the bed or hidden in the chair - it is not a woman, a scapegoat, trying to manipulate - this laundry underwear is folded in the basket and once the socks were not there, so they were not intended for laundry.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111782
 07.04.2015
But I wonder, where is the line of permissible hardness and devastation between the films 0+ and 4+? AQ

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