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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45587
 07.04.2011
The Spring...
Looking in the eyes of women is getting harder.
© Phantom

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №45586
 07.04.2011
A colleague (xxx) returned from a three-week hospital.

I was worried in the hospital if my sandwich was broken. Maybe someone ate it?
YYY: Yes I have eaten.
Very good, you have 80 rubles.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №45585
 07.04.2011
Was there already the idea of attaching a mini-chat?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45584
 07.04.2011
I met a classmate, not seen for 2 years, both had free time - they went to the cafe to scratch their tongues. Naturally for such a meeting, we tell who's how life goes. I say I am married. She is:
Who is your husband?
It is understandable that the husband’s profession is one of the parameters of a successful marriage on the female scale. And my husband, I have to say, manages the Ciskovskij glands. Most in my circle of communication are aithishniks, so on the machine I answer proudly:
The Admin-Syskood
Humanitarian classmate, looking at my fourth size:
The sequel is understandable.

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45583
 07.04.2011
The pair...

How does the transistor work? "
Tagged with: "square"
Prev: "Not that way the transformer works, and I ask about the transistor!"
jia: "The transistor is silent so we will be silent"
They lie...

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