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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №126478
 07.04.2016
The dress code. worked in school. One day the inspection commission arrived and after the inspection took the director an excuse for the appearance of the employees: some young teachers saw knees, and one in the pants "evidently drawn buttocks." The trousers, by the way, were classic and of dense fabric. And the one who wore them stated that she was ready to walk in ballowers, but at the expense of school.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №126477
 07.04.2016
Flight from Frankfurt to Moscow. After landing and stopping, the people naturally jumped up, ignoring the staff’s calls to stay in place. The doors are closed, people stand tightly pressing to each other, balancing hand luggage on the back of the seats closest to the passage and breathing gently into the back of the front – the usual picture in general. In the tail of the plane only I and a young girl with a three-year-old child. Among the people standing in the passage, a well-dressed, elderly woman is disturbed. She turns, moves from foot to foot, pushes the passenger in front of her. Finally, he can’t stand and screams to the front of the cabin: “People, go ahead!”
The boy opens his eyes wide and asks, “Mom, and the door has already opened?” Why don’t we go out?"
Mother says the doors are closed. And what does the aunt then push?", asks the little girl, "she is afraid that she will be taken back".

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126476
 07.04.2016
The question of the "Comfortable" height of the heels and length of the shirt. I have 2 points:
1st How many collages and sweaters I spent on chairs in school and universe - not to say. The budget for the collots had to be simply put into the monthly expenditure. I gave up and went over to the jeans. The shirt is up to your knees, only as long as you stand, and when you sit, it immediately strikes.
2nd I don't know who is comfortable with these 3-5 cm, but I can't run after the child for 4 cm, and it's hard to stand in the electric car, and with a quick walk, the legs turn. I look at my husband's shoes - heels not higher than 1.5 cm. In winter, it is quite thick, but the gap between the heels and fingers is insignificant. Like on my shoes: footwear - 3 cm, actually a heels +1 cm. We look at children's shoes: before school it is equally flat for both boys and girls. And on the teenage girl has already spread from quite flat to 5-7 cm. At the same time, the boys continue to walk on their heels at 0-2 cm.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126475
 07.04.2016
Religious people believe that the justice of God is stronger than the power of devils. This is not a fact.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126474
 07.04.2016
In England, grass is cut for two hundred years. And in us, in three years, it will be displaced by a truck or a parking lot.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №126473
 07.04.2016
I suppose, all these Vikings with their long patches were the other pudders!

Wow: And in the Masai generally the longer the hair - the cooler the warriors, and the women shave naked :) It is interesting what will happen to those who will have the courage to call them gay in the face.

Zzz: And in the ancient Greeks, homosexuality was considered more cool than heterosexuality, because "the union of souls and minds and true love", and the foolish babies just produce the romance ruin. And these educated men wore exceptionally short hairstyles. I begin to suspect something.

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