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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63899
 07.05.2012
The average person weighs 20-30 times as much as a cat. And if you throw a stick to a cat, it is the same as throwing a chair to a person.

Average weight 0.5 kg
(Presumably is

Average cat weight from 3.5 to 5.5
Minimum average for cats
Maximum average for a cat

Average weight 50 - 80
Minimum average weight of the woman
Maximum weight for men

Total of:
Cat weight ratio: 1 to 7 - 1 to 11
Cat weight ratio: 1 to 14

Weight "square" for a person:
0.5 * 14 = 7 kg, that is, 2 cats))

Average weight of the chair 14 kg
that is, chair / person 14/50 - 14/80 = 1/3 - 1/5

Conclusion 2: Weight "chair" for cat:
0.5 * 3 = 1.5 kg, approximately equal to the weight of the oatmeal 1,65

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[ + 39 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63898
 07.05.2012
B. Notkin: "Most Russians are confident that Strauss-Kahn was..."
Imho: Most Russians go to Strauss-Kahn to sleep with a device.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63897
 07.05.2012
The mind is given to a woman to give her shortcomings for her merits.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №63896
 07.05.2012
Time to arm! War has begun! The first spy mosquito was killed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63895
 07.05.2012
Put an expander or hose in the sorter. No need to read any labels.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63894
 07.05.2012
Commentary on the departure of the NBA Dallas champions in the first round of the playoffs:

Novice coat
The Germans were not always lucky in May.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63893
 07.05.2012
Alone is
I am an antiphotogenic.
In the mirror like a ninja, and immediately in the place you take a picture and fu fu fu fu fu.

Natalia
The problem of the 21st century.
You need a PrntScrn button on the mirror

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63892
 07.05.2012
BOSS: and I am now sitting, in the wiki I read articles about sunscreen
Boss: I’ve learned a lot of new things. Sometimes, for example, the nursery nurses capture hamsters and live there instead of them.
BOSS: Here’s the slang: you’re a slang, you’ve digged yourself a hole. And here comes a hamster, shells you up and lives there instead of you.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63891
 07.05.2012
<xxx> I'm going home, and I'm going to meet 2 gopars
<xxx> they ask for a mobile phone, I don’t say money. What about "What about"
<xxx> I am in shock

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63890
 07.05.2012
I see, there is no respect for classical sex here!!! to

Is this xxx with a wing?! to

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