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[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №29673
 07.05.2010
***So here is a request to the company Adobe: please do in the following Russian version of Photoshop function: "Remove from the wall this fucking BABY COVER!".*** by

They did it! Check out the CS5 version.
I would say that they added a piece of ten buttons "do a pitch"
It is not only the carpet that can be removed by yourself. With a mouse, but also a person from the carpet in one and a half or two minutes, and the carpet will automatically become what it should have been without the person hiding it.

Bring them guys. Let the people know that the buttons "do pitch" already exist ;)

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №29672
 07.05.2010
Comment on the news that our military liberated the tanker:

Counter terrorist win!! to

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №29671
 07.05.2010
Soon to the statements:

"I have sickness and sclerosis. The school does not understand"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №29670
 07.05.2010
ILL :and all frozen in waiting for 3D porn...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29669
 07.05.2010
What a nice Nick you have. Funny and funny.
Cat Behemot: I love this hero
XXX: I don't remember, I don't think I've seen this cartoon

[ + 92 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29668
 07.05.2010
I remind you:

When the Nazis took the Communists,
I was silent, I am not a Communist.

When they were all left-handed,
I was silent, I am not a leftist.

When they took all the trade unions,
I did not protest, I am not a trade unionist.

When they took all the Jews,
I was silent, I was not a Jew.

When they took me,
No one protested.

by Martin Niemöller

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29667
 07.05.2010
His greed had no limits, was derivative and was not expressed through elementary functions.

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