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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97521
 07.05.2014
You have so many orders! You must have gone through the war?
You will say too. I just objectively covered the events in Crimea.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97520
 07.05.2014
The intrigued mind seeks answers, but finds adventures in the ass.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97519
 07.05.2014
XXX: Are you looking for a job?

YYYYYYYYYYY

YYY: I found one. Wander by addresses, repair compas and collect money from people

YYY: and communicate with them.

xxxx what is the admin?

YYY: almost)) home repair of compounds

xxx: go to the cocktail to be more impressive)))

XXX: then money can be collected without computers

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97518
 07.05.2014
About 5 years ago I moved to Linux and started using SPO, inclining to this and those who ask for them to poetry. This morning in the news:

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs said that the United States excluded Ukraine from the list of major infringers of intellectual property.

The first thought: "This is sho, did I do them statistics alone? 0 and 0"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97517
 07.05.2014
XXX: and I transplanted the flowers and all in the needles now! Cactuses go to their mother!
I need to transplant aloe.
XXX: and a pot with land to buy?
We need special soil for succulents!
XXX: and drainage is necessary!
O_o... in the ass it is aloe...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97516
 07.05.2014
Online course dedicated to quadrocopters. The first task was to write on the forum your idea of their application. Among such as the "examination of oil pipelines", "prevention of forest fires" and so on, was found and such: "The mosquito hunter. Chase mosquitoes and kill them with lasers. One of the most popular.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97515
 07.05.2014
This is:
to this:
– is
puts his finger in the supporter of the package and.... "Shoot the tongue out of the fog pulled the foot out of the fireplace".I was killed
– is
The Yogi!! to
We have always been German 😉

You are strange. Initially it was a month.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97514
 07.05.2014
I’m sure that the best thing about your psychological age is the fact that you passed the test for your “psychological age.”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №97513
 07.05.2014
Comment on the photo of the shotgun with an optical target installed on it:

XHH: the sniper's target is to hang, of course, the hochma, I always thought that a compass would be enough to fix the propellers as a propellers.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97512
 07.05.2014
<xxx> Well, from our home volcanoes Koryaksky the highest now I will try to drop the photo
<yyy> a home volcano, and I am only a cat

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97511
 07.05.2014
A friend is on a trip to Toulouse. I send him an SMS: "Samovar bring home. Or a puppy. Or T"

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