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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №47075
 07.05.2011
Throw what shit you take a new bubble of air refresher in the sorting you press a button and the pipet stream as it breaks, very loudly swirls.and throw enough to measure the diameter of the pipe, the pressure of the pumped gas and everything, it seems to me that they are in the factory pumping gas into the bubble and with the words"a little more"add a couple of atmospheres
and smoked?
-Yes

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №47074
 07.05.2011
from ZH:
What does it have to do with the EP?
The speaking bird has nothing to do with ER because it is intelligent and intelligent.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47073
 07.05.2011
My friend took a kitchen knife in his hand, said a replica from an unknown source:"And then he got the sword from nowhere, hit the stick three times and broke it into 12 equal parts" and with these words horrored the waffle on the plate and... don’t believe 12!!!!! to
It remains only to worship and say: "Sense, learn!".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №47072
 07.05.2011
The seasons are nothing compared to the seasons!!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №47071
 07.05.2011
The phrase "Everything will be Coca Cola" has become irrelevant. Personally, I am more reassured by the option "Everything will be a liter of whisky".

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47070
 07.05.2011
Domain department, designers
I sit, cuddle, drink green tea
xxx: the boss flies, moves with his moustaches, screams: "Problems are in operation, can't send the skype, urgently find out, help."
xxx: I strain my brain, I call, the guard answers, I ask: "changeable? Behind the SK1 cabinet, there is the K2Q relay, press, 5 seconds wait, the cycle program and the feed program will drop to the starting positions.
XXX is waiting. At that end of the tube lies on the table, the operator is looking for the relay. I wait. Here, he had phone calls, and at the installation facility, like no one to call, the master of the oven is not yet pared, the rest and a lot.
xxx: I drop my eyes... I didn’t open that page in the notebook, I didn’t call that factory... I quietly put the phone.
I sit, cuddle, drink green tea

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №47069
 07.05.2011
New Pirates of the Caribbean:

XXX:It’s like removing Matrix 4, about how they rearrange Zion and Matrix.

XXX: The Matrix 4 "Saturday"

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47068
 07.05.2011
xxx: For what I love the letter "C" on the keyboard is because it always remains itself :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47067
 07.05.2011
Advertising texts in the rhythm about BigMac and snickers, it’s definitely cool. But they still do not compare in the power of the impact with the work that I had to see when entering the gasoline toilet on the route "Moscow-Minsk" - "To the toilet go our, all the neighbors - MIRAGE!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №47066
 07.05.2011
News from [acre:
>>Google Chrome supports gay people
>>Google is the most respected company in the United States

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №47065
 07.05.2011
Two friends are talking:
I had that dream today!!! to
Q2: What is it?
I was a man!! Are you pretending?
2nd WOW! Well, I hope you’ve groomed?
P1: No...
Q2: Did you write in the shower?
P1: No...
Q2: Did you fuck me?
P1 and AA!
Q2: Oh you are beautiful!
Give me five!* is

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47064
 07.05.2011
Shop and Buy Players. Dialogue between a sales consultant (P) and a 19-year-old girl (D):

(D): Tell me, are there any other color variations of this model?
We do not have stock at the moment. What does the pink color not please you?
Q: Why is it not suitable? I am a girl, and nothing pink is foreign to me.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47063
 07.05.2011
I sit behind the comp, I don’t bother anyone, suddenly a girl knocks in the ass, typically let’s get to know. Well, there was nothing to do anyway, I wrote to her in response, and we met. I sit down and she asks me what my height is.
I say 190.
She is surprised: in the cm???? to
Not in millimeters :)
She: In fact, I was asking about normal growth, not about that. The perverted.
It ignores me.
O_O

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47062
 07.05.2011
Mother of the Twins says:

We came back from a walk with the children and my husband's sister, waiting for my husband near the entrance.
A positive guy sits on the bench with a beer, naturally asks about children, health happiness, and so on.
Then he asks: “Girls, a modest question, and how is it, to give birth? It hurt? What does it look like, stomach or teeth?
We, quietly sliding, trying to explain something about the pain and joy of motherhood, the guy goes away for a short time and gives:
"A, it’s kind of like a crack!!and "
Suitable for husband:
"Yes, only with football balls!and "

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47061
 07.05.2011
What is an epilator for you?
[18:46:55] Olga: I was answered here that [18:44:43] Catherine: this is the mochnodralnik of the times of the Inquisition.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47060
 07.05.2011
Hi sweetheart, how is life?
WOW: very good
Q: Listen, I wanted to offer you for a long time? Maybe we go somewhere? Go to the cinema, then go for a walk. How do you have the idea?
WOW: It is great! Come on Saturday!
Let’s go to the cinema first! Then on the beach drinking beer, you can take the girls off! How about you? Then go to the sauna, or we’ll call a prostitute there! We decide shorter.
I don’t really understand you’re joking?
WOW: In short, listen to me, if you look at my girlfriend again, I’ll make you a panda, and I’ll break my hands, you know?
P.S. in the bathroom

[ + 79 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47059
 07.05.2011
I am 22 years old. I will never have an apartment in this country because I won’t earn that much. I won’t have a family because I barely have enough money for myself. I will not have personal and spiritual growth, because I will choke to loss of consciousness. I do not realize myself as a specialist because my dignified, difficult and interesting profession is not in demand. I can’t leave this country because escaping from my favorite places won’t make me happy.
I can’t depend on my husband because he can leave me. I cannot steal. I can’t make money as a man.
We are a generation without a future. Teach us to shoot.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47058
 07.05.2011
The chat game.
XXX: What is a Wizard?
yyy: a list of things you will never get
*zzz went to add to the puzzle list

[ + 77 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47057
 07.05.2011
I am a girl from a wealthy family, Daddy offered to drive to Spain for a weekend.
I called my boyfriend, and he, the cable, refused!!!! to
Is that normal???? to
And who knows what is "Buried a Card"?? to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47056
 07.05.2011
Today our beloved Putin arrived in Volgograd. They watched a picture: on one of the streets, which the prime minister was supposed to pass, there were haishniki standing and chasing all those who wanted to park. At the moment of passing the court, one of the goats ran into a nearby bank, and the other hid in the bushes!!! After passing the cortex, they safely got out of their shelters. The prime minister saw the streets clean for cars to move! The Kindergarten...

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