No, I have seen a lot of strange and crazy nicknames in my life.

But when today in Kings of Thieves I was told, “Your stone stole the Under-Eye.”

At the same time, this does not cancel the fact that the profession is really needed. Just like the public toilets.
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He admits that the profession is necessary, and he himself advises to learn the normal profession. You either take off the cross, or you take off the cowardly clothes.
A separate respect for those who believe that it is enough for a prostitute to stretch her legs to scratch money with a spade. The stereotype is similar to this: "Yes, programmers don’t have a job at all, you think the buttons are ticked, it would be better to go with the loaders".

In my youth, a fan came to my mother on the balcony (the fourth floor of a five-storey house). She opens her eyes - on the balcony a guy with a cake and flowers. “I dreamed,” thought my mother and closed her eyes back. But the neighbors from above called the police=))

I will launch a new brigade on Sunday.
I am going to help you.)
Theme: Meaning

to this:

Married for 10 years, have a son. I drink less, I do not smoke, I earn more than my wife. I normally and calmly communicate with my wife I do not argue, but after a while the wife begins to attack. It is worth behaving like a fool, mother and insult, the wife immediately becomes calm and does not emerge.
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Read the theory of TISS - the dark and light sides of the woman's psyche.
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And my personal imho is a survival. She periodically checks you for masculinity – that is, if she can catch up on your neck. You roar and she calms down – she’s next to the strong.

It was read.
I had M who lost his virginity at 27 or later. It was not popular in youth with girls. We met him later and I did not regret it. I’ve never had such sex and I didn’t know there was such a feeling. I didn’t know there was such an orgasm.)
I suspect that what was not easily obtained was appreciated more. Or maybe just hidden talents.
I still remember being married.)

Grandma, why do you have such a big liver?

You guess, the little bitch!

My husband has a brother Leah. He is unclean, but, as I would say, not of this world. The ability to communicate to the strengths of Lehi does not apply, but in the depths of his soul he knows that communicating with relatives is better than not communicating. Therefore, he diligently makes up questions about what he does not understand and does not want to understand.

He saw our three-month-old daughter for the first time. I looked at her for a long time, then asked if she liked riding a bicycle.

I, who always thought of myself as a sociable person, did not go after a word in my pocket, for the first time in my life I did not know what to answer.

Discussion of the new T-14 tank

xxx: This is not a lookout for shooting gillets
YYY: What is it? There are creatures.
zzz: This is a place for a standard cat

From the Voyager Forum.
Discuss video of a masturbating girl shot by a hidden camera.
XXXX is a performance. In the annotation it is stated that she is reading an erotic novel, and at 5 minutes clearly visible barcode by which a collection of algebra tasks for 11th grade is broken.
YYYY I’t be so categorical. Maybe it's a teacher catching up on high school students who will fuck up with these tasks tomorrow.)))
ZZZZ or high school masochist before the control, feeling pain and humiliation :D

I do not remember the movie, there is one of the heroes girl successfully treated from impotence for one night and is very proud of it. Every day and every time a new girl.

I tried to trick my German colleague into how they were able to get rid of the prostitutes in a Russian-language book. and Niall :)

It is simple:

Why is it not so with you?! to
That in the institute of female affection was not delineated was what later. When I was in school, I was naked like a socket. Not a beautiful man, not a smart man, not a deceitful man (not a wicked man, not a complete fool, not a lazy man)... No one was especially caught up, not everyone liked it, but it was a myth for me. He was married to a normal job after living with his bride for two years. What mercancy, what shit? Do we live in different universes?
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Of course in different! In their universe (head) the babies are mercantile creatures, and everyone sees only what is already in it, so they only notice such things, and when it does not appear, it is suspicious - probably a very cunning fox, but nothing, I know everything about her, what is in her head! You won’t take me by clapping the eyelids and hypocritical “better to walk in the park instead of a cafe”, surely on “everything earned by blood labor” is squeezed, waiting for me to lose alertness. Nihera, I can’t wait, ahha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Oh, left such a good one without even saying goodbye? I said they all need one.

He is so foolish that he was once trapped with activated coal.

It’s simple: there’s such a thing as your circle of communication. Every circle of communication has its values. If the girls who are in your circle of communication, the main values are not feelings and love, but material well-being, then yes - for all the girls mercantile prostitutes. But it is only about you and your circle of communication.
But of course the message of the type: "And what do you water me here, without babies nobody will give you!", sometimes just stunned. People live in some narrow, limited world, but claim absolute truth. Especially delivered the post of a 30-year-old virgin (type believe him that girls without money do not give). You know how to believe a person who submitted 10 applications to different universities and was refused to do without a bastard. And the fucking thing is not that he did not prepare, or enters universities not according to his specialty, the thing is that he does not have a bachelor. And the example of the tens of thousands of people who acted is a hurt. He paid 100%, he knows it.
In fact, every girl has a relationship goal: Who wants material stability, someone of romance and pure love, somebody needs a “cool guy” to get rid of their girlfriends. And the task of any person starting a relationship is to understand to which category his chosen person belongs, and to decide whether it is worth continuing the relationship with her.

Z is. I married without having any money, happy in marriage for the fifth year.

I had to go to the girl, as immediately or with a little delay a competitor appeared.
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The heh. "Please pretend you are my boyfriend. A caretaker must be taken away." Approximately this is what it looks like on the other side, from the friendzone.

< a long life description of a picturesque fool and a woman in love with him>
I don’t understand you, girls. I really do not understand. That’s why you’re so attracted to fools. Really bad fools.
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But here my neighbor is dragging all the dirt from the washing in the apartment. Boxes of all kinds, clothes, bottles, once even a broken sofa pulled. And when the apartment stopped accommodating, he started storing on the staircase until the neighbors rebelled. I don’t understand you guys. I really do not understand. That’s why you’re constantly dragging cloth from the straw into the house. Really no bad stuff.

Why am I? No need to summarize. Do not judge all women by one masochist; it is as ridiculous as judging all men by one masochist.

I watched the first season of "The Last Hero". The year 2001. I was jealous.
You are on a deserted island in the Caribbean, the sun, palm trees, half naked people. And then Sergey Bodrov sails, wishes a good day, shakes his hand, congratulates him on his birthday, delivers wine.

We work in a large organization and support 1c bases throughout Russia. During the processing of applications came this:

Application from Arkhangelsk: Ivanov was in the program and with 01.01.1000 made changes in the program, please return everything back....
Arkhangelsk was founded by the decree of Ivan the Terrible in 1584, what data could there be for 1000 years?

XX: so that you realize the degree of naive celibacy of July: I saw the ad on the column "Work for girls. 8 to 911"
She called and asked if they would be suitable for an employee without work experience, but with a higher medical education.