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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6495
 07.06.2008
What are the benefits of American democracy? They do not recognize the minus.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6494
 07.06.2008
The preamble...

There was no electricity at work all day, cable builders

was interrupted. And I need to work off, the battery on the nail is breathing off.

An hour and a half. The interruptor lasted three hours. Pulled

Uninterruptor from another comp. In short, 5 pieces of UPSs per day

Food was put to zero. The light was given and promised.

Include it for lunch the next day. Good luck, good luck, good luck and good luck.

These, these jupes in the garage, I think, for the night I will put charging, in the morning I will take,

Half a day. I went into the garage, opened the luggage compartment, where these jupes stand,

What I think to pull out. Take the extender, 5 wires and straight into

I packed the luggage and put it on charge. I drink beer, I smoke. Yupsys

I blink with the light bulbs fun, they chew... A man passes by, stops

to smoke. Ocepenelo looks into the luggage, scratches the tail, pauses...

Ask for a long time?

I started, without going in, explaining. Depends on the load, the power.

computer, battery capacity... he listens, he listens, and the next question

Hurry up how? And here comes to me...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6493
 07.06.2008
What does a woman do when she learns that her husband has gone to the opera with another

A woman?

A concert at home.

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