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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №141985
 07.06.2017
> under the threat of a gun demanded a shaurma

But they had only a shovel, and they even refused to go to Moscow under a gun.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141984
 07.06.2017
Encountered the list of school teams "What Where When" (about a thousand), ran through the gaze - fireworks of deceit. I felt the same feeling when I read the list of clans in Skyford. Enjoy it :
The Unbelievable Adventures of Rahmaninov in Ashgabat, Copies of King Solomon, Tsar's Uchanka, Hegelmeister Bražnik, Papin-Sibirjak, Sauron on Niva, Ivan the Terrible, Shproty of Schrödinger, How I Met Your Mother, Tinnitus, Mantu's Thunder, Steel Cushion, Space First Beast, Petarda Sevistrunna, Yozik in the Nebula, Sevillan Hangover, Stalin's Sealed Blinds, Galactic Landscapes, End of Horse, Freud's Cushion, Command Combinate Combinate, A-Stades, Canary Chapel, The Last Day of Vineyard, Pure Potatoes, Into the Face, Absolute Moabinoid Eggs

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №141983
 07.06.2017
Jennie Hall
This is the difference of generations. A young girl in her 20s asked me how I feel about BDSM novels.
I don’t know what BDSM is. It is very similar to VLXM. I feel very negative to him, I replied.
What is VLXM? The girl asked.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141982
 07.06.2017
The stars celebrated the birthday of Alexander Pushkin by reading his poems.

Pushkin was upset and invited everyone to a personal meeting.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №141981
 07.06.2017
I live in Rwanda. Here I got the most adulterous article in one local magazine "What in the behavior of foreigners seems strange to the Rwandan". The author conducted a survey among the indigenous population and brought to the judgment of the reader the main points. What are the characteristics of representatives of foreign powers?

1st They ask too many questions. Politics, history, culture and so on. The Russians find this unacceptable.

2nd They dress carelessly. They rarely change clothes and shoes. They allow themselves to defile in a cheap costume. You have to dress so that no one thinks you are a miser, even if you are a miser – this is what the citizens of Rwanda see.

Three They eat and drink on the street. Do not feed the musung with bread, let the bull flow right on the street. Unknowingly, it is uncultural to eat at the table.

4 is Feelings on the street. They kiss and embrace. How can I? All tenderness is at home.

5 is Protecting the rights of homosexuals. Europeans love to prove that same-sex relationships are a normal thing. Who can and normal, and contrary to the Rwanda system of values. Let them say thank you that it is not in Uganda. They are still in prison for these excesses.

What conclusion can we draw? When you are in shorts, chewing your friend with one hand of non-traditional orientation, and the other hand compressing a sandwich, asking a Rwandan about the colonial past, he feels personal hostility to you, so that he can not eat. Respect the laws and customs of the host country.

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