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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129160
 07.06.2016
I really like the film "The Diamond Hand" and I often use phrases like "Semen Semenovich!".
We presented a new boss today. His name is Semen Semenovich.
I am afraid to crack something.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129159
 07.06.2016
Taken from Pikabu

How to Make a Blue Screen of Death in Win10?

GIBDDec: Sitting behind the computer of the accountant, further "it itself" breaks

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129158
 07.06.2016
Manager is a diagnosis.
Another call of the offices was epically painted by a lady who fell into a stupor after asking "What is your time zone?".
Is it how?
What is the difference in time with Moscow?
How do I know?! to
Girl, I need to know if I call you during your working hours or not.
- The clock ahead of me is 14:50, and what about Moscow at all?! to
And indeed... Vanguay, that then in her office will go the fairy tale about the “hunky moscovites” who demand that all their time be known. Because of the fact that me and Moscow only time and unites :D

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129157
 07.06.2016
The person who finds out how to give puzzles on the internet will become a billionaire.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129156
 07.06.2016
The time when people didn’t believe television and trusted social networks has been irrevocably lost. Now no one believes the social networks, except those who preserved the original naive.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129155
 07.06.2016
Do you know Muhammad Ali’s real name?
No and what?
He changed his name when he became a Muslim. His real name was Cassius Clay.
and exactly! Freddie Mercury has another real name.
Which one?
Faruh Bulsara
Those Muslims.
He was a Zoroastrian.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129154
 07.06.2016
During the school period my height was very low, and offensive nicknames could not be avoided.

They called всяко: Short, Small and other not very original nicknames associated with my deficiency. By the way, I did not pay special attention to this.

After finishing eighth grade, I decided to move to another school, with a physico-mathematical deviation. I was waiting for a new name, but decided to score it, because physics was needed.

So, get to know, now my nickname is Material Point.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129153
 07.06.2016
Vin Kaput again pleased with the thought:
Are you afraid of flying because of the threat of a terrorist attack? Use the Middle East airlines. What message can a fanatic convey by blowing them up?

Indeed, before boarding in Dubai airlines you can not check passengers at all. If a clown decides to explode, his own will laugh. And in the plane.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129152
 07.06.2016
We offer motorcycle service before departure. I washed the chains, lubricated with oil, and at this time I was engaged in oil and antifreeze.
Are you washing the chain?
WOW: Yes
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh no, I got hit.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129151
 07.06.2016
Marrying a Frigid Wife

You are the classic example of a fool.
You can’t fuck and are unhappy that you don’t give.
Have you ever had an orgasm? or from sex with you only sluggish mucous and ridiculous body movements?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129150
 07.06.2016
He is suffering - so what do I need, a multivarka with a vagina or a vagina with a multivarka?
She suffers - so do I need a mammoth skin or to lick regularly, verbally and non-verbally?
And only aunt and aunt are happy - what a space for self-realization!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129149
 07.06.2016
In Zaporozhye, the shale was shot from a grenade. A criminal case was initiated under the article "Huliganism".


[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №129148
 07.06.2016
Do not scare the man:

What does this have to do with a partner? An ordinary girl, very clean. But the "natural smell" is disgusting, and the mucus is disgusting.

Sorry, but you are really sorry. You have problems, you need to be treated, at best with a psychologist. Just don’t transfer your personal problems to healthy people. The deviation from the norm is you, not the billions of people who don’t hate sex

Maybe he is just asexual. Nothing terrible, well, a man does not want to have sex, who is bad about it?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129147
 07.06.2016
kO: Yesterday I watched Warcraft in the cinema, the Count is good and does not lie :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129146
 07.06.2016
Irina Petrova: Hello
Hi Irka! → Have I changed the name? Have you married? For whom?
Irina Petrova: for Petrova!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129145
 07.06.2016
The Terminator did nothing. He drowned in a melted metal. c) J. Loose

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №129144
 07.06.2016
Oh man :

>>> Fuck, get married... Here, fucking, just talk to no one, even in the loop!

The contacts must be left!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129143
 07.06.2016
Somewhere on the edge of my eyes read the news (how lucky that there is no photo!) is
About the fact that one elderly and all-known lady, AP, split up in order to advertise her husband's television project.

The Questions:
How can I protect myself from viewing those photos?
2) how to develop this if the advertisement itself jumps onto my screen, as is often the case today?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129142
 07.06.2016
Several times a week I read the "Abolite" child from crust to crust, there are no shepherds and fishermen.

So you don’t read the poetry fairy tale “Abbolit,” but read the fairy tale “Doctor Abbolit,” and it will be about the shepherds and the fishermen.

So is!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129141
 07.06.2016
I opened the man’s eyes:

Fuck, get married... here, fucking, just talk to no one, even in the loop!

Brother, you won't believe - after marriage - the same! I want to fuck...

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