<A_Zuykov> party said "need!" :)))
<IoT_mega12> Komsomol replied "blah"

On the prospectus stands a billboard with the "misleading inscription": "Ritual agency Trust"CARE ACTION Social funerals 4500p."
So I want to sign below: "HURRY"

Igorka: My friend system administrator told me that a keyboard speaker came to him at work, and asked to switch the layout to Russian! )))

From Forum
X: I watched the TV here with one eye and it became interesting: purely theoretically, can a person survive after a shot in the stomach from a shotgun from three meters?
A: Maybe it is. Shoot at the entrance to the emergency surgery department.

xxx: because the manuscripts do not burn... but the contents are beautiful

We bought our home cage a huge cage: 4 floors, skyscrapers, all amenities...
Now we feed little to understand on our skin what a mortgage is.

I had to eat at McDake on a day of starvation (the only alternative was a shaurma). I haven't been there for 10 years and here are some useful facts I've noticed about myself there:
Fat girls think they look thin if they can get stuck in jeans and their pants and fat folds hang on their sides like a shirt.
Some parents (don’t give God such someone) call their fat 7-10-year-old children thick and healthy. (I wore, some 10-year-old piece of salad with legs weighs as much as I was at 21 years old (85 kg at height 185))
The feeling of hunger has not passed, although the food has already descended back from the stomach. Pipet, there is chemistry and spices.
4) Those with notes sitting down to other people’s loops of hugs (type of eating) think they are not burning.
Every apparently beautiful makdaka worker has a defect. Then the birth in the pimples, the ass where the knees should be, then smells unwashed... things.
Cleaners love to look in the eyes.
7) After eating I felt asphyxiating asthmatic. It was hard to go.
8) Salads for taste as a mixture of sliced cardboard, ordinary sheets and sorting paper.
9) In the cola add some hernia from the canister.
10) They really make cattle from 100% beef with the addition of 100% cardboard and a bunch of all kinds of 100% elements of the table of Mendeleev, but you can’t scream about it in advertising, right?

When they say, “You just don’t think anything like that,” it’s just about
“That” he thinks.

I read the story of the elevators, remembered my own.
Once we went up to Elbrus in a cable car. In the apparatus
It was full of skiers and snowboarders, like a bus at the peak hour.
Standing terribly uncomfortable, cold, etc. But driving near - 15 minutes.
can be tolerated.
In the middle of the road, the devil is stuck. After an hour of hanging and
The wind began to upset the people. Someone loudly optimistic.
He said, “Nothing terrible. Rescue workers are coming from the upper station.
with equipment. In an extreme case, they’ll put us on the ground right here.” by V
The answer was a dark voice: “Nobody will come.” “Inevitably will come”
The optimist insisted, “I know, I’ve already gotten so.” “I am the Saviour.”
said a stunned man. “I am already here. I have nothing with me.” all
They also immediately dimmed. Fortunately, 20 minutes later, the car was broken.
We wandered, we wandered, we went back together and safely.
descended to the mountain.

On average, each inhabitant of Chukotka accounts for 0,000238 yachts.
This is approximately twice as much as last year.

Does anyone miss how cool it was to sleep during the day?

We were sitting with a girl today and actively attached to each other. She starts "type" stretching out my pants.
I ask a rhetorical question: why?
To which I get the answer: Well, just... freedom to the poppies!

She: Drink Persen - relieves from insomnia.
Popeye Persen: What Greek man is this?

The Companions!
Leave Microwave Games to British Scientists!

In ordinary houses it is a neighbor with a drill, in private - with a grass-cutting machine.

How can I put both Linux and a screw on one computer? He will not break?
YYY: and you put up and go away.

Anya: Today my boyfriend came to me for a meeting and we were very much quarreled about some kind of fiction.
Anya: As a result, we struck each other and I poured a dishwasher into him, missed, and she flew out the window.
Anya: Almost immediately there was a scream from below: "A murderer! You killed Sponge Bob!"
Anja: Arthur, thank you for sitting under the windows at this time. Thanks to you, we rose to tears and immediately reconciled :)
Lisnake: Not for anything :) Always please :)