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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32607
 07.07.2010
Carelian: Hi, as a practice?
girl_from_neverland: Gone at 4th, the only 4k for 2nd course. How is your foot?
Carelian: the leg is normal, the seams have not yet strained, it flows a little. Today I was expelled from the universe, escaped from the hospital, now in the shelter of an illegal vodka drink...You don’t worry about the four, everything will be fine...
girl_from_neverland: Sp. I will try not to think.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32606
 07.07.2010
Lyzh: With these sick kidneys, I can’t get fat, salty, acidic, spicy, alcoholic and sex. But nothing, I’ll recover, I’ll make a juicy steak, I’ll squeeze a piece of lemon on it for softness, I’ll spice it with pepper, I’ll have a box of Jack Daniels sauce and fuck it out!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32605
 07.07.2010
SS20: I attached the low-key pillow to the iron pillar. When I beat, the feeling in the leg is strenuous, not that it hurts, but something is whispering, hives. The type of vibration is stronger. Tell me, if anyone knows, will it happen from such an offensive kitchen?
Horse in Coat: Nothing terrible. It's just a bell - when the eggs hit

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32604
 07.07.2010
draste (10:42:13 6/07/2010)
Isn’t it a little wind?
zaraza7 (10:42:40 6/07/2010)
No, it’s some kind of... God, and I’m saying that I’m an infectious doctor 😉
draste (10:44:07 6/07/2010)
and ROFL

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32603
 07.07.2010
TV drivers burn: in the program of emergencies, which NTV shows, in one of the reports removed the sign "Zelenogradsky district court" large-scale, and so that on the screen for a couple of seconds hanged the words "Hadish Paradise" xD

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