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[ + 61 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49942
 07.07.2011
In order to improve the quality of the game of our players to deposit their earned money for the match not for a deposit in the bank, but in the bookmaker’s office for a win.
There is only one minus in this as soon as they start to win everybody will say that the matches are bought... although it may and roll...

Who is for?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49941
 07.07.2011
Brain in attack:
Iron Man - The Man
Iron Maiden is out.
Long live the translators.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49940
 07.07.2011
Sawyer
A frightened person sees better.
CooK
Per more loudly.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49939
 07.07.2011
So funny when a guy with a 4th iPhone stands at the stop and waits for the bus =)

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49938
 07.07.2011
Today I took revenge on the pigeon. I shot him in the back!!! and :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №49937
 07.07.2011
Alex: The quality of my clients’ work will be greatly improved if I get the power to get them out.

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49936
 07.07.2011
Minutou of glory looked Ukrainian. There, a girl, similar to a boy, engaged in des-vocal, with a very terrible bass, spoke something. It was really scary (the name Alice, you can see). I said I’m a very brutal girl :)
So, she asked – and you have a boyfriend, Alice. She replied with a terrible bass: No, but I am looking for him.
I think guys should be afraid to walk on the street water ;)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49935
 07.07.2011

Anyone know how to collect bouquets? There is work! )
yyy: Florist - this person is called a florist)
xxx: the florist is dohuya, and I need a man who knows how to collect the bouquets))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49934
 07.07.2011
I walk through the park, I watch in the grass fun jumping spiders ^-^
And they strike! Olo to Olo! I watched it, and this is a sardine o_o

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49933
 07.07.2011
The sister noticed some floating creature, and she is afraid of them to the dawn... With her eyes full of horror, she gets a haircut and gives to the insect:
"Sorry, but I am really sorry for you."

I am heartless :DD

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №49932
 07.07.2011
The mind does not understand Russia.
Everything is done through the ass!
Zzzz: Should change the passport
To go to Europe forever.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №49931
 07.07.2011
of the best:
I am a loser, I have changed three jobs in the last year. It is worth organizing, working a month, as the office starts tough problems, then the tax will go on, then the customers will disappear..."

The man! Use your gift for the purpose1 Go to the one race, the old man will not forget you!)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49930
 07.07.2011
Kisa Vorobianinov: In general, I want to be a Barbie doll: she has no brains, no liver, no problems, and she never gets her shoes.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №49929
 07.07.2011
An interesting fact:
Seasides in a dream hold their legs behind each other so that they are not divided by the current.
The commentary:
It is not that people will turn away from each other and sneeze.

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