My husband was a witness.

and strictly.
A man walks through the street with his phone and knocks at him:
Well yes. Here I am, I have come. I walk along the railway. You are smoked! It is a railway, and there are such small trains running red. Yes the tram.

Vasya (13:23:28 7/07/2010)
I feel like Tom Sawyer )) I convinced everyone that it is fun to squeeze the packs and almost everyone in the office squealed 5 pieces )) Until I heard that it was a naebka

Wombat: Favorite music: D’N’B, R’N’B, and a lot more.
Andrei Michalev: Are there other styles of music on NBA to end? Or to write: WMH
Wombat: can spring letters in turn to replace
Andrei Mikhailov: And other incomprehensible reductions
Andrei Michalev: Or there people write: electric house
Andrei Mikhailov: A need: ampere-trans
Andrei Mikhailov: Inductive bit
by Wombat: Eidyoy
Wombat: Dipolpaty
Andrei Michalev: New tectonist
Wombat is AAA!!! The Titanic!! to
Andrei Mikhailov: Joul-Dens
Wombat: Newton and Bass
Andrei Mikhailov: Break-Dum-Dans
Andrei Mikhailov: Rhythm and Pascal
Wombat: Dram-n-Basic
Andrei Mikhailov: 1s-trans

If I were an admin, I would walk in a suit, with a tie.
xxx: solid
YYY: I’d watch you climb under the tables in a dress with a tie. So is the picture in front of your eyes: you put on the side of the working system, remove the lid, bend over it, the tie is pulled into the cooler, your head is drawn to the crazy healing scales and the heated radiator, the smell of burnt meat, splashes of blood, and the computer can not be turned off - the boss in the shell breaks.
XXX is fucking
xxx: well necklace with a glue...I catch the curl in the salad while I can
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The edge of the tie still hangs and manages to get into the cooler. The sticker does not stand, breaks down and sticks directly into the eye

Maks Rendim (07.07.2010 13:31)
Why do at least three people have to be killed in order to place a nail at the crossroads?
Citizen[NII] (07.07.2010 13:32)
In order to put the lightforest on the crossroads, it is necessary that at least three nails are hit on it.
All interrelated

Life is a harsh thing. Either you fucking someone or someone fucking you. If you fuck each other at the same time, it’s love.
IICuX127(c)

I have friends who were supposed to meet yesterday, but for some reason they couldn’t, more precisely because of the guy.

We are on the third in electricity. Katya so hugs Miha and affectionately, but asks for the whole car
Why didn’t you do it yesterday?
The whole car looks at Miha and begins to roast wildly.
A guy approached and kicked Michu on his shoulder and said that next time it would work.

At home, weak pressure of cold water (if any), the toilet tank is filled for 20 minutes. For emergency purposes, keep a bath filled with water (because the hot jacket stops). Since the wife is irritated by the drizzling of water from the crane over the bath and the bullshit of the stream, she prefers to fill the water by dropping the shower into the bath. I am in the kitchen, cooking. The woman in the room is hungry. Periodically go to the bathroom, pick up water in the sprayer. I pull out the paste, the last half an hour from the kitchen did not go out and the wife can see it - the door to the bathroom is seen from the room. Suddenly my faithful woman with eyes like a lemur approaches and asks:
Did you take water from the bathroom?
I quietly look at the answer - I am all in the soap, somewhere the flour is stuck, the philo pulls out, as if not before that. Nevertheless I ask:
What has shaken?
Only the water remains filled.
Maybe a traffic jamming?
I lay the paste (the good has already stretched to the right size), I go to the bathroom, I hear the characteristic whispers from the shower. I drop the shower into the washing machine (yes, I have a washer at home, the 21st century, the scientist), from where the shower is quite sharp... sucks water. I’m covering the "water supply" and I’m sorry I didn’t buy the camera. And that would send the story to Galileo, in a fake check, Figlie.

From the Fire:
Today, July 6, 2010, Marty McFly has to come to us from 1985.

The first comment:
“Where are the flying Zaporozhya here, right?? to

xxx: From childhood concerns the question - who are the "Leading dog owners"?
xxx: I thought, question from the series - I will grow
XXX: It's already 23 - I never understood

XXX: I have already arrived, swimming. And the cap silenced.
YYY : Why?
XXX: She knew too much.

xxx: she and grandmother drank tea, she constantly urinated the crusts
YYY :?
XXX What? I washed the corks, I say.
YYY: Tell me
xxx: yes fucking, bread crusts in tea macala :D

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YYY: Well... You know, I’m the second one.
No, fucking, you’re the second I to your lenny!

XX: Once, after my then boyfriend bought the first mouse with a wheel, pre-cooking loves became much more pleasant.

Girls at the Motorcycle Forum:

You may be angry because you have small breasts.

Styleness (00:42:55 7/07/2010)
I put the picture where you... naked... on the desk.

Styleness (00:42:55 7/07/2010)
I closed the files with files.

Styleness (00:43:07 7/07/2010)
These are the following: "left" and "right"

HH: I thought more here.
XHHH:Stuff can provide me with a monthly WoW
YYYYYYYYYYY
yyy:A a monthly WoW can provide a lack of speech

Listen to the joke: that week the Xerox broke in the office, stopped burning the toner, gave it to repair. Yesterday I called from the repair and said that someone pushed into the xerox sheet in the file and it melted.
YYY : :D
Very funny, you can imagine how they looked at me in the workshop when I took this Xerox.

XXX: I was caught in the rain (
YYY: You are a loser. Here I senya also wanted to go for a walk, but then I stepped my foot on the nail, and if I did not, I would have fallen under the rain.)
XXX is yes!! You are fucking lucky!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))

Conversation in chat:

Hello, I am a guy.
YYY: I am not
XXX: Who is there then?
Honestly, I was confused o_o