Today, the accountant told us that we have a glut because the cable wrapped a rain worm and brought off a offspring in it. Tell me, is it normal?

I worked at an internet cafe. Everything is crazy, I just feel too "like at home" - all the time I want to relax, sit in the chair in Turkish and take off the carpet. Maybe in a month I’ll decide to do it! 😉

And what is stated on the milk packaging as a percentage? Is it a percentage of milk?

In the morning, discussion of the new castle between the installers:
HH: No, this definitely won’t fit him.
What if I hit?
He can hit, but the castle will not fit anyway.

xxx: today two black cats fought for the right to cross my road)))

A few years ago on the train Minsk-St. Petersburg. Nearby is a young family, aged 25-28 with a 5-year-old son.. sit talking about his, son(s) sits next to his mother(s) and touches her hand in the chest, she says to him:
M: Maximka, what do you do?I told you that you shouldn’t do that, you know why women have breasts?
A: I know I want to get married!and :)
Everyone who heard it fell out of laughter.and :)

Forums of martial arts
X: Men, if honest, who at least once fought with the Aikidist? I had a dispute a day ago in a club with an Aikido teacher he claimed that I would not even get into him... I put on gloves and he went home...

It’s called a victory without a fight. :)

Why didn’t you eat salad in the morning? He has a surprise!!! to
Q: What is the surprise?
XXX: I added the pelmeni to HD

Netmocka - I have a friend here.
I looked at his profile on the universe.

Personal information
I am looking for movies in porn.
Interested: Guitarist
They say I am strange...

The first aid pharmacy. The Railroad.
The pharmacy is intended to provide first aid to the victims of emergency accidents on the railway. The pharmacy allows you to provide timely assistance before the arrival of specialized medical brigades.

Among the points I encountered:
"Sacks for bodies - 18"

Optimists and fucking.

XXX: And still wondering where I have all these stupid nightmares... I dreamed shit... we have sex with you (in general this is as usual) but how I don’t feel you... I tell you. We’ll go back and forth! Well... you mean you turn me around, you look there and you grumble "love, I don’t know how to say it to you...but you have a black hole there!"
XXX: I watched the show about black holes yesterday...but that...

Post on the forum in Auto, Motorcycle (Toyota, Service, Repair)
yyy: I tried to turn off 1 candle, the car started to go worse, but I did not rush anywhere and the gasoline consumption became less! Can I ride?
xxx: Turn off all the candles and pour gasoline, put the sailing or pedals full savings

How to gain weight quickly – take a kilo of cherry...
How to lose weight quickly – take a kilo of unwashed cherry...

In order to call the police in the U.S. you need to call 911; in Russia 02; and in Belarus to knock in the palms... straight like in a fairy tale!!! to

<Dior> Well, why every time you go on vacation you are asked "Oh, and who will work for you?And when you get to work, nobody will ask "Oh, and who will rest for you?and "

I am in the subway, a man stands next to me. He raises his hand and looks at the sweat underarm. Then he says loudly: "Fuck Old Space!!and "
Concretely annoyed...
The whole public was stunned.

While his father was not home, he decided to take a second car and go ride. I’m out, I’m young, let’s meet. I've been by a few cars and I see that I'm overtaking my dad in the traffic :(
I called and told me to get stuck.

Beauty is a terrible force, especially when combined with a clever ass!

xxx: my husband is not in a bucket, not even walking a couple of quarters, not in the car, to force(((( And sex he prefers any snack from the refrigerator. He weighs more than 100 kg.
During sex, you can stop and say you are tired.
yyy: If during sex he gets tired, then you need to change the posture to the "woman on top" - let it lie-relax, the sandwich which chews)))))))

For some reason, the thread with which new socks are connected is always stronger than the thread with which the socks are made (