With one friend in nature, I remember, I loved to drink. In autumn, when the cold nights came, it happened that the fire was warm. Wood, of course, was gathered everywhere around, from them a fireplace was grown, but this is the question of the further supply of wood... I understand, it was lazy to walk behind them, and whoever should watch the fireplace, yes. The issue was resolved in an extremely simple way. The other man was told, said, Tolyan, are you admin? by admin! Go into the forest, jump wood. And voila, no more questions about the distribution of responsibilities.)

from ZH:
We were overwhelmed with all the shit.
It’s not that easy, you know.

From the correspondence: Yesterday I feel - direct discharge is needed. Well, the shower before going to bed saves) I lie down and feel - I want to, but I can't, because the head hurts. I’m a superwoman)) refused to have sex because my head hurts))

The wires, which do not hide the fact of viewing cartoons, act against adults, looking at them with confusion. Adult people stop looking and return to the interrupted hot discussion, which of the groups of obaldouis is the best in the world to pin on the grass inflated bubble, and how many more billions of rubles need to go into this matter, so that our obaldouis are the best to pin.

Listened at work:
A friend from Germany called me. When children go to the Netherlands.

And by the way, it’s curious: since dragons eat raw fish, what has it eaten all those 20 years?

Being in the company of fire-breathing creatures, fish is not difficult to burn.)))

"The Economist"

There is no summer, there is no summer... Yes, I only saved 2 thousand on the fumigator plates! And if you consider that the shower can not be taken every night, but after a day, and the water on the counter?

You are not especially happy there, the summer has not yet ended, you can still have time to raise your 2 thousand in August on the electric heating of the home ;-)

Russia has created a supercomputer with a performance of 55 trillion operations per second. The system is focused on solving challenges in the field of artificial intelligence and machine learning"
The first comment: "Let them mine!"

to this:
The hipster came out of the fog, pulled the spinner out of his pocket...

Added to:
I will drink, I will drink, I will drive you anyway!

Infantile and not infantile.
To be a child, we only have to dream.
We are not royal blood, oh, we are not royal.

Yes, okay for you, let better clay dragons discuss than calculations, whether adult independent children are entitled to bats, and their harsh parents to bats.

- You will drink this way, we will only drink at night and we will not sleep again!

It was told by an elderly woman. She worked in Soviet times as an accountant in the same office. Then one inspector came to them. While he was talking to the chief, Larisa Mikhailovna was engaged in her affairs and was immersed in work. Suddenly the phone ringed. She took off the phone and heard, “Call Perdun’s phone!” Mikhailovna looked around and understood that among her colleagues there was definitely no person with such a name, hence Perdun was the most terrible verifier.She said with a trembling voice: "Sorry, there Perduna is asked to the phone" In the office there was silence, and the terrible verifier came without the slightest embarrassment, took the telephone and began to talk to someone. Then he hanged his phone and said, "My name is actually Kerdun, but everyone can hear Perdun.

Yesterday my colleague ordered sushi for lunch. Our organization is located on a protected, enclosed territory, so we go to the passageway to meet couriers, we usually pay and take the goods.

After some time after the order, a courier (a citizen of one of the southern republics) calls, trying to explain in broken Russian that he came, but he is not allowed to the building, the address of which was indicated in the order. The colleague said, "Zhi, I will come now," the courier did not understand, did not hear that he was knocking in the tube, which he heard the previous phrase again. When a colleague came down from the workplace to the street, he saw a guard turning a man and leading him to the guard post. In the hands of the detainee was a package with the logo of the office in which the order was made.

During the break-up it turned out that the courier, not passing through the passageway, departed from it, walked through the fence and ran to the building, but was caught by the guard. The lunch was delivered, the courier released.

xxx: Here are the movies... Dialogues are almost none, those that are dim and Paphos. A story of some sort. Opening the peripherals? Pfff... The special effects on the knee are spotted... and the story is shrouded to greenery. But the fucking shit knows what. I want to review!
Are you talking about porn?

You’d better tell me something else if Chuck Norris looked at a ghost tape – what would happen? and :)

Protect yourself from viruses as much as possible. Kasper, malwarebytes and adguard protect day and night
The computer. I do not open the letters, I do not open the exes. Little of something.

Here is my aunt calling my house. Just have to pay. I am waiting,
I have 300 rubles.

xxx: And my aunt says their accounting was attacked by the WannaCry virus. His salary is not.
They give.

XXX is fucking. I got it anyway :(

The former graduate:

XXX is
I was struck by the mafia. I fuck, pass this message to 5 friends, otherwise I'll be bitten by the scary babies. I am in danger, take it seriously.

YYYY
XXXI, I am glad you are well.

XXX is
Sorry for YYYYYYYYY. I did not want to send you. Please request

YYYY
It is okay, now it is possible.

Zzz: My name is Alonushka. I’ll get my hair wrapped up and get stuck in other people’s apartments.

Good plays. Everybody knows you’re cutting your hair. "Sweet" is a...

I often don’t understand why people go on a tour if they initially don’t like anything, nothing is interesting, everything is annoying.
We go to the Sahara on a comfortable bus. Behind me is a roaring aunt. Her everything is not so – the bus, the guide, the view from the window.
– Dear friends, – the guide addresses the tourists. We will stop near the oasis. Those who want to go out and see a small zoo and a show with floaters, you need to pay 6 dinars.
“Why do I need a zoo?” whispered Tohana behind me. The Local! I went to the Moscow Zoo. We even have rats!
How do you use finishing? Ask the guide. Now I will tell you how you can eat them together with almonds.
“Why do I have finishes, I have a lump,” the Thohan whispers behind me.
I can’t stand it, I turn around to look at such a whirling and dissatisfied creature.
This is not a girl, but a 20-year-old girl.
Tohana, it’s not age. It is a state of soul. Some people get older from birth.