Once upon a time there were libraries.

Visited a friend in the hospital. I sat next to the bed, thinking about politicians talking, and he let me complain that the subordinates at work do not like him and this is still gently said, although he tries, but he hasn’t rushed. And in this spirit bla, bla, bla. And he has a smartphone on the laptop and messages are sinking straight there. I tell him:
How do they not like. They went out, watch, threw your phone with funny stories and anecdotes.
The friend:
I wrote them that the doctor, so that the seams did not break, forbade me from laughing.

"These lodiers are quite overwhelmed - they don't want to work after the 60s, but to get a pension for the hole. I’m 70 years old, but I’m working. - told reporters the deputy of the State Duma with a salary of 800 tyres, coming out of his job in the early morning of Thursday and sitting on the back seat of his official Mercedes with a flashlight to drive without traffic jams to his facade. The guard respectfully held a umbrella over him, protecting the precious health of the deputy from the element.