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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8664
 07.08.2008
Vitaliy - I got 2 forks here in the width
Syrix – there were no candles?
Syrix - suddenly you got "Doshirek - a romantic dinner for two"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8663
 07.08.2008
I work as a sales representative, on the car every day.Winter, frost, cars are made through one. Employees help each other to get started by the thread method. In the morning, 8:00 One of the guys receives a SMS - "Stand up. Help with"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8662
 07.08.2008
I was sitting down to scan. The Sorcerer with the Bubble? 5 bucks, the last N... Minutes later ADMIN corrected on SHAMAN....o_O

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8661
 07.08.2008
xxx ‎ (1:32):
Laaaan
yyy ‎(1:33):
A to?
What happened?
xxx ‎ (1:33):
I understand a strange question for the second half of the night.
xxx ‎ (1:34):
but
xxx‎ (1:34):
Do you have a weight of up to 10 grams? urgently needed

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8660
 07.08.2008
“Woman is like a mobile phone: there are many twists and there is only one function.”
She said: Oh yeah! Girls, before you get married, think: if you just need a sausage, is it worth buying the whole pig?
He: Okay, you have a smartphone ^^'

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8659
 07.08.2008
The Bear
Today is the day of independence of Jamaica, the day of railway troops.

Troy
What unites them?

troy (08:56:25 6/08/2008)
Jamaica and railways.

troy (08:56:35 6/08/2008)
It is PA-RA car!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8658
 07.08.2008
Stephen Seagal's discussion on the Internet:

With Sigal, it is really strenuous even to ride on a self-driving boat, such an impression that no matter what he was driving, terror will necessarily capture...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8657
 07.08.2008
Sometimes you need to hinder yourself...

Deffy discusses Sex with Anfis Chekhov
Olya: And what is this - coneliguus?? to
I, passing by: Olya, you don’t need it, it’s when with horses

50 in excess.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8656
 07.08.2008
In my opinion, it is time to think about your life and the presence of friends, when you are mostly congratulated by the service center Ragnarok online 8(d)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8655
 07.08.2008
by RaTT-34
In what direction did he write the sound?

Kseniya
Just don’t laugh.)

Kseniya
I will tell)

by RaTT-34
Don’t tell me what’s on the recording!

Kseniya
More hard!

by RaTT-34
And how?

Kseniya
In Pinacle Studio 8 ))) I wrote a guitar on a video camera, captured in this proge, recorded the sound, translated it into mpeg, then cut it into 2-minute files, for example. The big time was not supported by the next slide, which extracted a slide from the video, which I then connected in the next slide, and then translated into mp3 ))

Kseniya
is cool?! to

by RaTT-34
Proctologist would have done well.

Kseniya
Yes to you)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8654
 07.08.2008
The US police accidentally disrupted the assassination of George W. Bush.

The whole world is waiting for an apology.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8653
 07.08.2008
by Lexx:
I don’t understand the subtle hints now.
by Lexx:
I want to drink vodka and fuck :)
by Lexx:
I am an animal
The Room:
I too. And in comparison with vodka and fucking the whole world philosophy and literature is disgusting, futile work.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8652
 07.08.2008
If there is a city of Churches, then there must be a city of Churches.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8651
 07.08.2008
NoName: People, how many banderols from Moscow come, approximately?
OMEN: it depends on which of the postman has a bicycle, sports or ordinary adult

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8650
 07.08.2008
Rozzitta
by 23:11:54

I have all the fish in the aquarium today:'( all 30 pieces. Uncle and aunt on the weekend came and slept in the room where the aquarium and accidentally turned on heating the water and the whole night they boiled. We now have 150 liters of ears...only potatoes are missing.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8649
 07.08.2008
Thistle
I bought gifts for you.

Thistle
3 gifts ) all useful ) I will not say that - but you понра )) 200% понра )

United
Can I guess?

Thistle
Try it

United
three shoes, one for the stock, suddenly I will lose

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8648
 07.08.2008

<< on the boy of the Korean outdoors the branded pedegree maid with the inscription "just we really love dogs" - this is a creative!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8647
 07.08.2008
by KesD:
Fuck Valera, you’re worried, why every time you lie to the girls with screams you don’t want to get acquainted with the Bones, why you’re sewing in the tracks, you’re digging in the roofs at my house, why you’re always demanding a discount in the shops, why a fool? Why do you eat on the train and let the saliva go under the disabled? Hahaha you are doing that!! Are you a fool?
by Valera:
I will answer you only after you explain what you do with the gay magazine for the month of August?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8646
 07.08.2008
(the case in Tirassol was, during the flood flooded the central square)

Digitally
Oh, I would have seen the dwarfs!
Vodka - Crystal
What is?
Digitally
Two days before yesterday in the square bathed, drank vodka standing on the belt in the water, then sent a nahuy 2 sets of mints and took off from them on the other side of the Dniester to float.
Vodka - Crystal
The gesture.
Digitally
Surprising guys like that.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8645
 07.08.2008
Sister of Talent! I told the girl after 5 minutes.

The sex...

“Aphorisms are not written for fools,” the girl replied.

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