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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №68074
 07.08.2012
With Google WiO:

Q: I have not had sex for 2 weeks, what should I do?? to
A broken hand? xd

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №68073
 07.08.2012
Conversation in the ash with a chlamydia.
Roosevelt: You don’t get anything! I am in trend!
CHESHIRR : Yes? Does this disappear?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №68072
 07.08.2012
Katya, you are the TP
Catherine: What does that mean?
sector: so beautiful
Catherine: Oh, pashibits, the sun :-*

*Catherine changed status to "I TP!!and "

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №68071
 07.08.2012
The xxx:
It is bad to clean the berries with a sick imagination.
Cleaning the cherry with a spike is a shaped factory of underground abortions, and not always successful.
Pressing the juice of red rice through the gasoline seems to compress someone’s heart, big and pink. A heart attack, whitened bleeding tissue that blooms again and again only then to make everything happen again and again. And with each cycle it dries and dries, leaving the most valuable thing in the pot.
And you will unfold the gasoline to pull out the sting and the sting: a clear example of the work of the intestines, food, as it is there...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68070
 07.08.2012
111: This is something else. I administered somewhat a small office with a small cohesive team, so their bugs had the habit after any action on my part to say "thank you, Vadik, you are a real friend", to which I always answered "nothing, the job is like this". Next is just a song. calls a gender and wraps orders in my face. I literally no longer remember, but I was forbidden to respond in this way, and I should have responded in a kind and friendly way, because the girls refused to address the senseless scourge to me, even if the system driver was dying, scattering sparks on the curtains, or somewhere the quarterly report disappeared.
Is the gender also female?
111, and then

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68069
 07.08.2012
The customer came to repair the cartridge. Inside the cartridge, one hair is not visible. We ask:
Do you have a cat there?
He is so sad:
We had a dog... we had a dog.

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