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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101498
 07.08.2014
to this:
Andrei M:
The other day, the dog also walked. by Walk. The transition! And I had a decent speed and I hit her, like - I can't have time to stop. The dog snubbed and I think, well, I touched the mind at all. And the dog heard, and, attention, stopped! People would be smarter than this dog!

Dear Andrew, it’s a pity that this smart dog doesn’t drive a car. Or she would have dropped her “pretty” speed at least before a pedestrian crossing.
P.S Be careful on the roads. Not even such smart dogs or (attention!) Children should not be exposed to risk at a pedestrian crossing. All good

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101497
 07.08.2014
If the savage gets up before 11 in the weekend and gets to the supermarket, then it will freeze in the passage. Two times. For the third time, he plunges and orders delivery.
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A normal sheep will go shopping in the wake after work.
I will sleep as much as I need.)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101496
 07.08.2014
Mikhail 23 July 2012, 09:38
An interesting point about the fact that a tree absorbs frequencies, I thought differently, I just assumed that it enhances some part of the sound, no!I don't like the middle, my jassene schecter also doesn't like it and is cruel with it.)
And it turns out that it still sounds like a string, but under the action of a tree. Thus e. The same string on different guitars will always sound different, cool!)

DonkeyHot 16 July 2012, 17:04
Thanks for the knowledge)

vasyaga 16 July 2012, 20:46
The fire. Article in F.A.Q.

Denis 17 July 2012, 23:33
There are already articles on this topic. More detailed and detailed.
I would also like to add that a large role in the formation of sound is also played by the covering of the guitar (type, thickness) and the number of seams (a few Chinese with a deck of 5 pieces), and the quality of wood (humidity, sprinkling).

CraSS 18 July 2012, 11:12
The sound is not influenced by the tree, but by the guitarist. If the guitarist is a tree, he will eat the whole sound. Regardless of what he plays. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101495
 07.08.2014
Are you talking about prejudice?
Sergey: I’m 27 and I’m afraid that my mom will know I’m smoking.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101494
 07.08.2014
A gentle kiss from behind the neck. A very touching and intimate moment. I don’t understand why people in the subway are so crazy about it.? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101493
 07.08.2014
Every time reading the next news about the Donbass with "disclosures", where they prove that the militias / Russian / Chechen / mercenaries / aliens are fighting there (which needs to be emphasized), the anecdote of the time of the Vietnam War is remembered:

The Americans surrounded the heights in the jungles where Vietnamese partisans hid. They scream:
Vietnamese people, give up!
In response to the scream:
The Vietnamese do not give up. Kowaljenko, the projectile!"

A war with a quick end. The rest of the good, intelligent cat, bearded admin, a good shredder!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101492
 07.08.2014
Do you have beautiful girls in Minsk?
I don’t know, I’m playing Dota.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101491
 07.08.2014
Yes, I am on Stage. I think about the mushrooms.
Is the forest far away?
Everything is relative, like Einstein. If the mood is good, then the tattoos. And if "after yesterday", then no-ego-nafig-tracing-chren-knowing-where

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101490
 07.08.2014
this

If there is trouble, who will protect you, foolish foolish? The eye-catching intelligent who, with the spirit of half an hour, gathers to catch the flies? Or a sofa football fan with a beer bowl proudly lying on his knees? Those who spend time in battles, even virtual, are much less likely to get lost in a critical situation.

= = = is = is = is = is = is
as a rule, the virtual fighter is just in glasses and with a beer bub.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101489
 07.08.2014
The Ch. We need to squeeze it in bags and load it quickly.
The Ch. They pay for the amount of bags, so you don’t have to roam! The main thing is volume, not weight.
The Ch. * the scope
The Ch. But... 😉

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101488
 07.08.2014
Allah is the Messenger of Allah (swt). The Ukrainian military after a massive shelling by Russia was forced to retreat to the Russian Federation.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №101487
 07.08.2014
from the polythe. Tagged with "Censorship"

by Nikolai Amzirov:
Dry your clothes on the balcony of a private house in Germany. The police will come and punish you. This shit can be done anywhere.

by 026a9dc4
that is. Is Russia a better country than Germany?
05.08.2014 19:04

by Dyhlofos:
No is. She is more embarrassed.

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