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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №133211
 07.09.2016
Russia won four golds at the International Physics Olympiad in Zurich. No one offered money or white BMWs. Not even noticed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133210
 07.09.2016
The girl put one star on Ali and wrote a negative review that she paid $81 for the product but never received anything.

The Chinese seller replied, “My dear, I forgive you for lying.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133209
 07.09.2016
Hits on the first slang of the Russian language are not characteristic

Mom, Dad, Daughter and Kesha.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133208
 07.09.2016
I watched all the ghosts.
In the third part, Phantom introduces a tax on existence for the rich.

You are so missing in today’s Russia.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №133207
 07.09.2016
When you say hello, you wish a person health, and when you say goodbye, you ask forgiveness. It feels like nothing good is happening between these events.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133206
 07.09.2016
to this:

Have you ever seen the astronomical designation of the Earth? Smart people have long put a cross on this planet.

Mars ♂ says to Venus ♀ Come on a date on Earth ♁.
Venus ♀: You are what, ♂ Doing love at the cemetery ♁

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133205
 07.09.2016
<lute> Have you ever seen the astronomical designation of the Earth? Smart people have long put a cross on this planet.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133204
 07.09.2016
8 hours of sleep goes to sleep.
YYY: I would say all the dream goes to sleep.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133203
 07.09.2016
I got an account from MGTS, at the end of the letter - advertising:
"We will soon be scaling up the entire Internet!"

I thought...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133202
 07.09.2016
Stay to! The satellites do not float.

So the vacuum is there space, emptiness. Heat up to 100,000. Degrees, it can’t melt anything, because nothing.

PS A joke if you don’t understand it. But not so far from the truth.

A vacuum, yes, but not completely empty. There was even a fun topic at one time - when the Mir station was engaged in the synthesis of semiconductors, it turned out that there was no such vacuum on board. There was even a project - to drag a umbrella behind the station (so that this vacuum would be opened). So the satellites, though slowly, but warm up. Just at this temperature and density it is believed that it is no longer plasma - but ionizing radiation called solar wind. And it is not only in orbit, some components of the solar wind specifically deep (up to a few kilometers) under the ground are caught - neutrinos astronomy is called. In general, how not to hide - but the sun will get you everywhere with its crown and will be meatly roasted :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133201
 07.09.2016
Almost by Freud
...the long beard of comments in JJ, with each button "goodbye".
...a, no, it seemed to be the usual "development".

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133200
 07.09.2016
From comments to the article on the abolition of monetization in YouTube:
XHH: And to me if the ad pops out long, I am afraid to update the page, sometimes instead of a long ad 5 seconds appears, sometimes does not appear.
I installed AdBlock.
ZZZ: When I see YouTube ads, I remember that life goes by and I spend it on some nonsense that in five minutes I will forget forever, so I close YouTube and go to work.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133199
 07.09.2016
...and we washed our gas machine and cleaned the valves inside the yards almost to the glow, yet the engineers understood the consequences. And yet once the worker sucked some demand and worked (not flew out, namely worked) emergency.
We want to go into the kitchen to turn off the gas, and we can't: Hell's machine fire through the door door leads O_O
Steam, splashes of broth, fat leaks on the wall (sovdepovsky repair to do worse than it was, is already unrealistic, so in the figure), the whole family in stupor...

In general, the pressure fell slightly, approached, cut, cooled and poisoned by the workers, somehow displacing him, but the soup is mostly on the wall :(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №133198
 07.09.2016
Long enough worked in commerce (mobile phones, accessories and so on) we all know that in such institutions glass vitrines and, accordingly, doors of these vitrines, about two meters high... but that is not the point.

I want to talk to my parents!! The respected! When your child knocks on such a door, don’t be afraid that you will have to pay for it. Be afraid that your child will cut off his hands or will just bite.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133197
 07.09.2016
Very strange headlines in recent times: “An employee of the Spanish embassy was raped in Moscow.” That is, in Moscow, not in Peter or Voronezh. She was destined to be raped. The question was only where. In Moscow, an employee of the Spanish embassy was raped.
and #162

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133196
 07.09.2016
xxx: She made estimates to the builders who wrote "Oswald" (and this is not about the Kennedy murderer) and "Salafan" (and this is about a protective building film).
YYY: This is a sort of sarafan, probably. Completely closed and with a built-in niqab. The Salafists approve, 146% of the Halal.

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