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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35703
 07.09.2010
In the school on the compass is a filter on the VKontakte website. Children write in search engines: "Give access to contact". OK at least not adding "Please..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35702
 07.09.2010
News on the track:
Ovechkin proposed to make the Sochi 2014 talisman a fun sheep.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35701
 07.09.2010
-I too, before, looking at Our Rasha, laughed at the phrase that only in Russia from the hot water crane runs cold water... And then I moved to Izhevsk=(
c) White

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35700
 07.09.2010
In Moscow, a gang of 6 Tajik gangsters, who on the street of Delowa, threatening with a pistol with 4 bullets to two guards, stole 60 boxes with umbrellas from the warehouse, loaded them onto the car of MAZ, after pursuit and shooting (they had a pistol makarov with 4 bullets).
< NTG > ammunition) the MAZ was blocked and the Tajiks detained.
< DEADOK > umbrella thieves
< NTG > Umbrella Gansters
< NTG > and generally it looks like a movie trailer
< NTG > The Six Heads of...
< NTG > Four ammunition...
< NTG > One gun...
< NTG >... and Sixty Boxes with Umbrellas!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35699
 07.09.2010
If HP produced weapons, the cost of ammunition would be more than the weapon itself. And the folk craftsmen would quickly find themselves to re-slip the powder into the fired guilds and squeeze them with excavated bullets.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35698
 07.09.2010
“Black color is too sad,” Ostap said. “Green is also not suitable: it is the color of broken hope. Lily is no. Let the chief of the threat drive in the violin car. Pink is gone, blue is banal, red is too credible. You will have to paint "Antilopa" in yellow color. It will be bright but beautiful."
About the color of Lada Putin and chosen...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35697
 07.09.2010
2:31:26) 1111 Looch, what are you thinking about now?
[2:31:57] 2222: where to find "forms of wage, mainly used for each of the categories of workers;"
[2:32:10] 2222: Or was it necessary to write something romantic? ( by

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35696
 07.09.2010
One day, the employees of AutoVAZ ordered the development of an electrical amplifier in the electronics industry at NETI - they developed it. Then they began to make demands like “make it cheaper!” – they did,
“to make under domestic chips!” – “no, at least one import must be put, because in Russia the chips are not produced!″ – “it’s okay, but one and not more!” – because with them – they did,
But in the end there was “but now fit it under here these here guests on electronics” and guests 73 years, when the chip was almost not there and they were the size of a suitcase. They were sent and sent here. And they ordered this development somewhere in the Armenian Niya, and then the rolls of inets went like the wheel of the new jiggels glitter.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35695
 07.09.2010
After class, we sit on self-training and play the mafia:
The city is asleep...
The mafia wakes up and chooses who to kill, the mafia falls asleep.
The doctor wakes up and chooses whom to treat, the doctor makes his choice and falls asleep.
The course commander enters the open door: the city wakes up and goes to run 5 kilometers

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35694
 07.09.2010
Templier: I’m playing the game “Heaven over Berlin”... two flies are flying around the room and I’m trying to strike them down with a pulverizer.
Templier: Now I'll light the lamp and I'll paint the projectors
Target: can be raised, type, air alarm
Templary: the option))))
Templier: If the parents go ridiculous, of course, the atmosphere will come out.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35693
 07.09.2010
<@Olezhek> "Janukovych was presented with a goldened ivory pistol"
<@Mike> and one bullet

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35692
 07.09.2010
and Nukie:
I’ve heard that they are creating an entirely new game console.

and Nukie:
with a real Russian name.

and Nukie:
e-box

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35691
 07.09.2010
We have medical informatics this semester. What do you think is better to cut the appendix in C++ or Java?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35690
 07.09.2010
Tony Stark: In Chertanovo a new fighter for justice appeared, Hopneg-Good, he takes cigarettes from the rich, and smokes them himself, on the rights of the poor))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35689
 07.09.2010
Anya (19:59:01 6/09/2010)
I need to help..I fucking how to make a table in Microsoft

Student (19:59:23 6/09/2010)
What a Tabel? In which Microsoft?

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35688
 07.09.2010
by Finita:
News on Yandex "Putin promised not to violate the Constitution at the 2012 election".

by Finita:
Putin has done a favor to the people. >_<

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №35687
 07.09.2010
The type told, he has a friend in the management company works, a sanitary technician. On the challenge came - flooded the house. They come, the water on the walls roar, and the owner in the middle of the room stands and bow him. Sandwiches a little in the water. And the guy says to him, “Yes, fucking, this is the fourth apartment where I’m being flooded!” He even took this house specifically on the last floor, so that no one else would flood... And above his ceiling a boiler... Epic field, gentlemen...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35686
 07.09.2010
Question on the forum:
Alex_UAN: Can you kill a person with a diamond powder by adding it to coffee?

One of the answers:
Probably can. In any case, this is how (diamond powder in lubrication) were paralyzed all the robots on the shaley planet by the false doctor Verkhovtsev in the cartoon "The Secret of the Third Planet".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35685
 07.09.2010
XXX: Fuck the mouse
YYY: be it! Gashi falls
XX: Would I know where it’s flying when I turn on the lights
Is he flying without gabarits?
Theme: AGA
Punish him...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35684
 07.09.2010
Comments on the movie "Tex" on torrent tracker:
xxx: "Genre: Drama"
Indeed, with a budget of $35,000,000 to remove such a go* but it’s a drama...

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