In the store today.
A little boy grabbed two kinder surprises and ran away. The man (presumably the father) tries to catch him, while teaching him:
You can’t take eggs, put them in place. This is what you take them off and wear, you are not a chicken!

The core of nuts reminds the brain that in Babylon gave rise to a ban on their use (according to Herodotus, priests believed that a person who ate such nuts could become sharply smarter).

Priests are clear.

Cold-cold-cold, dirt, switch off heating, hot-hot-hot, cold, dirt, turn on heating, cold-cold-cold. So passed a year.

News: The iPhone 6S has a 3D Touch display. A click on the "Telephone" icon will enable the "Auto Responder" function, and the "News" app will open either the "Selected" section or the "For You" section.
Poor Valuev will only be able to listen to the auto respondent and read the selected news :)

What about wedding and funeral?
The knee, what is it? :D

A neighbor (C) stopped me (I) after finishing another cycling on the electric velvet:
Q: Are you (among others) dancing tango on the summer beach?
Yes, it is Latin.
C: You’re chasing an electric bicycle, you’re dancing Latin – who are you working for?? to
I am an ATI-shnik)
C: I knew it!

From Whatsapp:
Here is a generation of flies that are not afraid of the cursor.
What is a cursor??? You know :) I understand

Roman Old Oskol February 16, 2015 at 07:45
A piece of textile for toys at a price like old jiggles or the coolest smartphone... And in a year or two it will become obsolete and turn into mud. Where does this world go...

# Guest Orenburg February 4, 2015 at 14:08 PM Source: DNS
In a year or two, the coolest smartphone will be no worse than a video card.

#Andy Mines February 9, 2015 at 02:23 PM Source: DNS
Only the old giraffes will remain the old giraffes. :D

Once we sat with a friend in the conflict commission on the EGE, we considered the appeal of a 26-year-old boy, a slaughterhouse of some high class there, who without a higher education to a master can not be promoted. Such a good guy, thorough, serious. We read his book with all the "what", "what", "after" and we cried. Then they explained that, with all the desire to raise his points to the passing, it is impossible, but if he pulls Russian for a year, then let him come. He was upset and honestly said:
Thank you, girls, for your good attitude.
And we smiled all over our mouths for a week because we, married ladies under 40, were called girls for the last time very long ago.
I really hope he gave it up.

“My socks lie all together, all of the same color. I feel like they have a leader.
And how to define it?
This is the oldest socks, it has the largest hole.

XXX: Interesting instructions on the alternative use of sweaters:
1st Take a sweater.
2nd Put your feet in the sleeves.
Three Bind the rope to the waist so that it does not fall.
4 is The Profit!
XH: I never understood what the profit is?
You can do it without removing the sweater. and :-)
XH: I’m still crazy not taking off the sweater.

Interesting fact: Sir Niels Ulaf is a talisman of the Norwegian Royal Guard. He holds the title of Colonel, in 2008 he was ordained a Knight. What is so interesting in it? Sir Niels Ulaf is a royal penguin. Never be desperate. If even a penguin can this, imagine what you can.

(s)-Wife's Birthday.stopped with the standard set.well there is champagne.flower.sweets.oil for the engine.air filter.palaces.Decided not to be greedy and add a radio-controlled helicopter and spin.for a loved one don't regret, let's be happy.

When the fried grains have cooled, they are so scented steel. Just surprising. I would never believe. So if you’re also on the weight loss spot, don’t throw out green coffee beans.

The coffee beans are green from nature. And roasting grains is a compulsory technological process.
I will surprise you again. Grapefruit is initially also green and requires roasting before cooking.
Hello from the USSR.

In the US hospital entered a grandmother with diarrhea. The diarrhea began after she drank "popular remedy for constipation". My grandmother is Russian-speaking, but very English-speaking. When the doctor tried to find out from the grandmother what the remedy - the grandmother honestly admitted that she had forgotten...

Well, let’s now discuss the meaningless whistling of the fatigued debtor on the topic of “I was borrowed by everybody, shot them all.”
In principle, I do not object to his funny ideas. With one addition: first a referendum is held on the introduction of such a remarkable legislation (prison term for each case of violation of the dress code, for divorce, for dismissal from work to the state office, for illness, for shooting for a serious illness, and what else he has there). The total number of debtors is calculated. It is allocated to them to arrange a territory proportionate to their number. The territory is surrounded by a coffin, those born there can leave, those who choose voluntarily - not. Those who wish can provide humanitarian aid there, but be careful not to jump out.

Remove every nail from work, you are the master here, not the guest!
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Yes, it’s not good to steal. (

I have not forgotten your shoes.
YYY: I have forgotten. They stand in the corridor.
XXX: Thank goodness to God. Last year, I lost Calvin’s... the scream was...

My grandfather, who lived near the river Chusova (Ural), told me how he caught somebody on a beetle.
He gathered the strawberries in the onion, then threw the berries into the water. Som thought it had fallen, swam and swallowed the berry... and the berry was very sour and som, from the scum, clogged his eyes and remained on the surface in immobility. After that, the grandfather grabbed the soma for the buttocks and with no resistance pulled it out to the shore.
This is the story of Somers.

The mayor of the capital and his ubiquitous relatives proposed to rename the station "Kyivskaya" to the station "Kazanskaya". So to say, use the present moment.