A classmate lives in Spain, a house 200 meters from the Mediterranean Sea. Also after work is stuck in tanks and other online shakes all year round. )) His wife and in Russia for the games drank, now and there drank.)



YYY: You can’t get it anywhere, you can get it everywhere.

xxx: In the past work (local television) in five years I:



Slept with half of the monitors.

with their boss;

- slept with the head of the engineering service (husband of my friend, with whom I worked together);

- regularly slept with both aithishniks (as if alternately);

I slept with the directors.) ;

pregnant three times;

He has been married (two times)

divorced three times.



I learned about all this from the accountant and other employees of the subscriber. The department.

A couple of years ago I drank coffee with a friend.

I went to him with a question of an employee, I do not remember the essence of the question, but it does not matter.

After her departure, the colleague began to complain how she is angry with him, always asks stupid questions, and in the face - horror-horror, - does not like it to him, gently speaking.

And then I decided to joke, I say, - you pay attention to her, she is not just going to you, you can see that you really like her, everyone around clear, and you have not yet understood this.

A couple of months later they started dating, a year later they lived together, and a year later they married.

They still live together, fifteen years have passed.

I did not expect such a long joke.

When you hear again "...this can only be in Russia...", you understand that the storyteller has never been anywhere other than Russia.

“Mash, I’m tired of your cell phone, so make a quiet call! Who is calling you all night?
and boys.
What do they all need?
Well... differently. They ask me what I do, if I don’t go out for a walk, offer to sit together in the bus on a tour, on a techno-ram with me in a pair to be. Misha asked if I had a heavy wallet for tomorrow, he wanted to come after me in front of school.
What do you stick to them, right? Tell me, I am most interested! Why is this line always like that of Lenin’s body in my childhood?
Why this to you? You have Daddy!
Purely theoretically. I study people.
Okay, I will tell you. Just boys are such people that they need to be praised all the time. It’s like swallowing your head, but without your hands. Even the most unnecessary boy does something good. The equations are decided, for example, either on physical education leaps further, or tanks paint beautifully. No one ever told him about it except his mother. And I always speak. I’m not sorry, and that’s fair. Not everyone knows how to paint beautiful tanks and jump well in length. I admire it out loud!
Probably so with girls. And with adults too.
This I do not know. You asked about the boys. You can’t be nicer than a boy, that’s all. A boy should always feel cool.
How do you implement this principle in Taekwondo? All your boys have a green belt, you have a blue. Objectively, you are the best in the group.
– Ah... – Masha graciously shakes her hand – It’s a little chi-ki!!! I told them that with the belt I accidentally got lucky at the certification. And when I get to hide one of them in the sparring, I say that I was so scared! I say – I was so afraid of you in advance that Sparring won from fear!
Are you wrong, in other words?
Do not lie! I always fear: you will go wrong, you will miss - you will break something else, they are so badly blocking! You don’t have to walk because of training. We need to feed the boys. You know, they’re very dependent on that. If a boy knows that he will have a delicious soup with cream at home, why should he go somewhere for a walk with other boys or girls? I think they marry their wives for that when they grow up. Therefore, I always eat - on a change, on a walk. You and dad laugh that I always carry a lot of food with me, but I need it. I eat and feed the boys all the time.
Well, I’ve heard from you for a year that you need to feed your husband. That I understood. I feed all the big boys in a row, even though I don’t plan on conquering anyone.
No need to conquer. You have a dad. Another thing I watched, to tell you?
of course. What exactly?
You can’t stop talking when the boy is tired or hungry. He should eat and be silent. Do you know when they look stupidly at one point? They do not rest, but rest. Boys can’t talk as much as girls. Sometimes they have to be silent, think about every important figure of the boy. You are doing the right thing that you do not go to your dad immediately after his work with all the water counters and a trainer there.

I just saw the ad on the tape: 4-day courses on how to be a desired girl and get married. They are expensive. I’m breaking the whole business, I feel. Write down: praise, feed, not rub without silence, not be cooler. All the brides are yours. The legs from the ears are not mandatory, beat, Masha has the most ordinary legs, more genuinely seen. But her 8-10-year-old friends are ready to sleep at our doorstep.

by Galina Sozanchuk

- On the boat, the motors must be changed, the gardener in Nice to pay, for the school in the Alps, the daughters, business jets were more expensive... In short, I make a proposal: to build a city-millionaire in a deaf man. You have to figure out why it is needed and who to settle it!
The proposal is interesting. We warmly support! But not one of you has a yacht parking in Marina is not paid. Therefore, you need to build three millionaires. Better than five!
The decision is taken.

Xxx: The materials were brought to the house. Well there is concrete, boards, iron... I run for myself, I unload. And Davecha pulled his back, lubricated his back with a heating ointment, like a finalgon. I run, I discharge, and I sweat. And the final, together with the traitors, went into the Middle-earth... It burned so that the second breath was opened! It quickly unloaded.