A man buys an analog of a well-known drug for potency.

The amount is 234₽.

He placed 200₽ bills and said:

- I will call 34₽ a little.

It is great! I answered.

I put my pen on the counter, I wait.

In his wallet he digs, digs,

He excavates, he excavates, he blows, he thinks, he excavates, he is still crawling.

He looked at me and said:

I did not succeed.

Xxx: How ridiculous would the plot of the movie Call now look. You find a mysterious video cassette and don’t know what to do with it.



Yyy: Yes, and then you’re called to a home that’s been turned off for a long time.

Worse than the smell of shit can only be the smell of fried shit.



YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The worst smell of shit is when in the basement, where in the summer the heat broke the sewerage and could not repair it for more than a week, also broke the hot water.



The smell of cooked tough dirty shit - this is, I will tell you, the smell!



Zzzz: Fuck the judges gathered. Fucking to say so.

Xxx: I’m in the subway, two guys are sitting in front of me, talking in the sign language and stealing looking at me. My mother is deaf, so I understand her very well. They discussed my figure and the fact that my breasts are flat. I caught their eyes and replied in the sign language that my legs were beautiful. I showed them the facts.

Remember to!
No one is hurt as badly as a man who fell into the pit he dug for you.

I was on the train, with me in the coupe was a glamorous kiso (right everything as it should be: lips, eyelids, blonde, leopard bark suit) with two children: a teenage girl and a 3-year-old baby. An adult girl stuck in the tablet, her mother quietly drank tea, and the little girl ran on the wagon, though, quietly and in sight.

Suddenly, the little girl began to roar, stood up in front of her mother and the roar intensified.
Mother quietly dropped the tea, leaned to the baby, raised her finger and said:

and no. Stop to!

A little poem, the girl opened her eyes and looked at her mother.

How did we agree with you? Speak calmly and clearly what you want. If you just cry, I don’t understand you. In the words I taught you, let me.

The little girl nodded and said she wanted to see her grandmother.

Unfortunately, the grandmother is not yet there, but in 8 hours we will come to her. 8 hours will pass when the sun sets, then we will arrive at the station and grandmother will meet us. Is it all?
and DEA.

And no more caprices until the end of the trip, a wonderful family.

Everyone is very interested in how the Germans will survive this winter.
How Maria Ivanovna of Ivanovo will experience her, in principle, does not interest anyone.