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(Dedicated to Remembrance)

I read the newspaper. It is said that if a child plays a designer, he will become a programmer or an admin. I understood that I should not be sad - I still had no choice.

I walk through the corridor of the universe, I talk on the phone, I do not touch anyone, you can even say I steal, and here, from the corner, a crowd of first-school girls will jump out!! Let me go around with some cries!
I ask: what do you do, dear people, why do you take me off the phone? And they sing to me collies - Christmas on the nose, they ask for a quote in Latin.
The first thing that came to mind: I give you 10 minutes, write me a collar in Latin, you will be counted.
The girl swallowed like the wind.

It passes 10 minutes. knock on the door of the department, this mighty bunch comes in, and how let me sing in Latin on the motif of Gaudeamus! It was impossible to resist...

The People! For 5 years I have been talking to a girl who considers me a friend, and I love her the most in the world! cross your fingers for me, tomorrow I will go, I will talk to her and I will resolve everything finally, the new year, miracles happen, help me, let luck smile! thank you!

News: In Chile, a tiger gave birth to five white tigers at once, although usually not more than three.
Prorok67: The Year of the Tiger is the increase in the population of white tigers +2 for all factions.

My wife asked me to run to the kitchen to bring a cake. When I got to the kitchen, I realized that it was very sleepy in the toilet. After eating the sandwich, he ran to the toilet. At this time, the wife heard the cotton door of the toilet on the way back from the kitchen was very surprised, and painting in imagination a picture of how I hold the cake with one hand, and the other stretch the width, approached the toilet door and quietly asked.
Can you give me a cake now?
I laugh with my mouth full and say I don’t have them.
What are you chewing there? 0 - O
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I didn’t even know what was worse, drowning or not getting in.

I picked up the word "crossover" in the search engine. The first reference was a link to Wikipedia, to the article "Translation". I broke and broke the browser. I read the abbreviated title in the curved page:"Translation - Wikipedia"