I go to work in the morning while my son is asleep. Today is a weekend.
My son woke up and ran to bed with us. At first he kicked on my arms, but suddenly stood away, looked at me suspiciously... turned to Daddy, ticked at me with his finger and asked “Daddy, what is it?” and only after receiving the answer “This is Mommy” pressed back to me.

Comment on the recipe for cooking eggs on the culinary website:
Previously, my maid was a god for me, because she cooked my eggs in the morning. But your site has opened my eyes to simple things, it turns out, I can cook eggs myself. Now I watch my aunt for taking advantage of my helplessness."

Recently, reading “The Best Abyss” I am terrified by the scary slogan: “Bash.org – Build Your Love.” and..

Atasha S: I walk on the street today, along the houses. By the edge of the eye, I note that there is a sheet hanging on the wall of each house, and something is very subtly written (and my vision is a unit). Of course, I approach closer, close to the announcement, and read: "Dear passers, there is a possibility of snow and pebbles coming down from the roofs. A large request to the walls of houses close not fit". Russia and MLA.

At first, the prime minister of Italy bought UAZ Patriot, now he jokes in a jacket with the inscription Russia and the Russian emblem on his chest.

to this:

You too, when you eat a candy "bird milk", you first separate the chocolate on the sides, and leave the delicious for later?)

I'm just sitting down, I'm just chewing chocolate from the sidewash, I'm just sinking, I'm just reading =D

On the American ebay sell a huge plasma panel, almost new, still on warranty. for 20 backs. There is one "problem". In short, the owners of the house where this plasma was hanging went on holiday for 2 weeks and asked the neighbor to take care of the cat. Well, he for something didn’t like them and for all 2 weeks put on the DVD gay porn and pressed a pause. As a result, the plasma burned out. an interesting picture.

Mom offers banal puzzles... I insist on salt... Brother quietly prays for death...

US student Joel Tannenbaum fined $675,000 in the summer of 2009 for illegally downloading music on the Internet

It turns out, with this schedule, I have already pumped on the three-year budget of America.

Cut the apple.
I broke the laptop.
A sad hockey.

XXX: Looking for cartoons on torrents
xxx: one is called "Barbie and three Musketeers"
xxx: comment: this name should be in porn)))

Disputes about what appeared first: chicken or egg - nothing, compared to a dispute with his wife about the standard seating position of the toilet!)

was sick? to the doctor!
by Nakipelo? Pick up with anthrax!
"I am the only one?"No, you idiots, a lot.
"I want to share"
"Father Christmas, make it so..." On paper and under the tree.

Bring it to you finally!

xxx (21:58:29 7/01/2010)
You are a bear.

yyy (21:58:56 7/01/2010)
and Hui. The killer of biology >_<

Soon, this dull winter would have ended.
This summer has begun :)

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Yyy: Nikolai Ivanovich, you promised me to automatically put the exam :(

From the Medical Forum:
Sergey: I am 13 years old. My penis is in an erection 8-9 cm. Is it normal? If not, how do you fight it?
Urologist: Seresh, you don’t have to fight with your member...

In Opera there is the possibility of "Present as IE Explorer". It sounds like "Like a fool"

We all remember this wonderful quote:
He: Sori that I didn’t appear yesterday – a boy.
She: There are always lots of idiots on boys.
He: No, this is a boy, there are no girls.
She: Do you think I’ve never been on a boy boy?! to

That is what I am for. I sit in the cinema. show trailers to movies, which will soon be released...so these dolboebs, which filmed "our rush. The eggs of fate used this quote there, replacing the word "blade" with "prostitute"...well didn’t you wave it??!! to

You have the copyright, you have the copyright.)

We need to bring justice back!

Ura to! I have counted! The minimum number of characters in the quote is 40, the maximum is 1500!

Can I consider myself a British scientist?