I slowly teach my dad to use the internet and social networks. His verdict about the contact: "How convenient! You wanted to find a girlfriend. You go to the page, you see, you see, stupid! You close and look for..."

xxx: I passed the IQ test on the Internet, I am 38.
yyy: " – " is it a thyre at least?

Commenting on the news that 19-year-old José Rodriguez tried to get the weapon, the patrol opened fire to defeat.
Even in the hard and dangerous work of a police officer there are pleasant moments: to eat a pony, to retire earlier, to carry a bit of biomass...

I saw Sasha Grey dreaming.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
I didn’t give it :(
YYY: You’ve had a whole life like that – pornography in which they don’t even give.

January 8, 1835 was the only day in U.S. history when there was no public debt.

New fashion hairstyles "andertaker"? In our time it was an old-fashioned haircut "under pot".

Morning of holidays. Kidder in pyjamas stared thoughtfully into the open closet.
What are you doing?
I try to pick up the cowards to my mood today.

zzz: "Omichka drank the companion and stole 15 pairs of shoes from his neighbors".

"Omich killed a wild rys with a spade".

It’s nice when you’re back in your city – and here it’s like before.

XXX: We have a coffee lady.
Zzz: We look like Chefir-baby

The substance. I go out of the store and see a lonely boy aged 7-8, playing a slot machine. It turns on people and with the characteristic sound of the "Wake" type shoots. It is my turn. I stopped sharply. I turn to him, he shoots, I fall dead. The boy rounded his eyes, moving on to cry, ran to his mom, who stood 7 meters from him, and nodded on the phone. The boy rushes to shout “Mommy, I killed my uncle!!!” He is lying there!”



At this time, I ride over the snow to the nearest stall and hide behind the car.



The boy runs to the place of my fall and, not finding me, cries, “He has survived!” I killed him and he lived!!! He will come after me!!” He ran to the nearest entrance, his mother followed him.



This is how I apparently inflicted a mental injury on the guy. It is foolish to target people.

for a few days I can not go to the site litmir.co, it is an electronic library-in my opinion, one of the best. The inscription hangs We change Litmir for the better!, unfortunately it is not written who is changing.

xxx: Here’s an interesting fact I found: The world’s population spends 500,000,000 hours every day entering passwords.
yyy: It sounds like a field for optimization. Everyone at the key.
YYY: Although not, they will lose...

There is only one inconvenient thing:
It is fearful to use the stolen in the place of the stolen.

Oligarchs are trying to live abroad.

Anakin was also hysterical. Just to the period of Darth Vader has already his psychic. This is generally logical - the dark side is based on emotionality initially - just adult and matte gifts are more successful in keeping emotions in themselves (continuing to experience), but younger and beginner are still cabbage.

There is a lot of great in Miami. Art deco is amazing. The ocean is wonderful. and warm. The weather improved. But I was most impressed by the meeting with the alligators so far. They are like cats in a laundry. They are literally in all the canvases. On the left of the hawaii live alligators, and on the right - pitons. Sometimes some of them confuse the rams and cross the road to the neighbor. Then the bloody breakdown begins.

My friend and I smoke tubes.He very often forgets what I did not do, and I realized that this is not a dishonesty, but his clever plan: he never cleans his tubes, and when he "forgets" me, I do it and, by habit, clean it completely.

Named the happiest countries in the world. The list of the happiest countries led Colombia - that they feel completely satisfied with life stated 85% of surveyed Colombians.

During the interrogation, they tried to stumble...

was sick. 3 hours of night. The husband (190cm and 95kg) went to the pharmacy and at the same time a dog (60cm and 40kg) to walk.
I lie down and I am scared. Suddenly someone will hurt them there without me. The night!

A man with a silica gel filler! Thank you very much for the holidays and holidays!

The book store. Looking for Budzhold, I hear a voice at the end of the phone conversation:
What exactly did you read about Sherlock? Yes is? Or more accurately? and Moriarty? I will ask now.
A consultant calls, asks a quiet question. The consultant is as quiet as if answering confusedly. My aunt on the phone:
“You know, and Moriarty is a hero, not an author. So tell the teacher which Moriarty should be read.

I never thought I would live up to that, but you. Does the series affect that?