She: Well, what should I do with you now?
To love, to feed and not to give to anyone.
The first is I don’t believe in love, the second is I hate cooking, and the third is you can stay (if you can).

If you want to know what Turbo rubber really smells like, buy Greenfield tea with thimble.

Stir with boiling water and swallow! Verified

The court found that the arguments in the defendant’s portfolio were much more convincing than the arguments in the plaintiff’s envelope.

The black pole
The fact that life is always striped, everyone knows. After the white strip must come black, only the degree of blackness in everyone is different.
The day of my forty-five anniversary has come. A bright day! Gifts, congratulations and of course a good drink in the circle of friends. The next morning, with a good body, I sit behind the car and go to work. On the next lighting, I look at the salon with a dim eye in search of what may cause the desire of the Haishnikovs to stop me, which is absolutely unacceptable due to the presence of a abundant gap. Suddenly I noticed a delayed checklist.
The disorder. I decide to do everything immediately, the benefits of communication in GAI are available, you only need to pay for receipts. The wallet was empty, as the day before we walked to the last penny. I go to the ATM - the card is blocked! I went to the bank and asked what you do. I need money. They are in response – your card is blocked after yesterday’s three incorrectly typed codes!
I begin to recall, as if yes, some actions with the ATM were undertaken, but because of poor coordination and poor memory, the ATM ignored my request to issue cash. I even rejoiced. Thank you to the ATM for not wasting all the money. I am in the window - unlock the money needed faster. Your passport told me polite. Passport at home.
No figs, smiles, need a passport. Your mother! I drive, rushing home trembling of fear that GAI will stop, that the gasoline will end.
In 40 minutes I stretch my passport and wait for money to rain. I will never forget that cute girl and her words - congratulations on the forty-five-year-old, but your passport is invalid from today! I went out of the bank with no one.
I am a man without a car, without money, and without a passport. Really a black line!
In order not to provoke the fate further, I, like a true Russian guy, dropped the car, spit at work and walked to a friend to cheer. After the first drink, life began to improve.

Presidents of France, Russia and the United States will meet.
and Sarkozy:
We have a salary of 8,000 euros a month, taxes, all, we get 7500 euros.
The Euro. There are 3000 euros for accommodation. Where do the other 4500 go?
He knows!
and Obama:
We have a salary of $10,000 a month, taxes, everything, we get on hand.
of $8500. There are 4,000 housing. Where do the other 4500 go?
He knows them!
of Medvedev:
We have a salary of 8,000 rubles a month, taxes, so-and-so, we get on our hands.
from 6500 rubles. 10 thousand for housing. Where do the other 3,500 get, fucking?
He knows them!

A friend tells me about his life:
He finished school, surrendered the EGE, entered the universe, killed Lich, went to the army...

I was disappointed at eBay. There is nothing I need!!! to
YYY: Didn’t you find there a double in the center of Saratov?

Recently one candidate on the phone issued: “I’m uncomfortable talking now, I’m driving. Why do you call me when I’m driving??? Actually, I thought why? I sent it to the rubbish.)

My sister has a dilemma. The vocal talent disappears, wants to try somewhere to sing. I can’t tell if it’s in a church choir or in a restaurant.
Eva: So what problems - in the morning church, in the evening cabbage, romance )))

I don’t take phone numbers from unknown people. suddenly stupid ones.
Do you call idiots so often?O O O
Oh yeah yeah yes! I am the leader of the group. 😉

I want to marry
Geq: I’ll get married too
Why do you have a wife? Do you know how to cook yourself?
You know how to bake meat!
Geq: It’s one thing to bake meat, and another thing to bake a wife.

Moderator, you are very, very deeply mistaken.
Two warnings for hidden mat!

My fish break can dance!
WTF is WTF?! to
Give it back to the aquarium!! to

Ai: Ah, already passed those naive times when the software was installed as "Next - Agree - Next - Next - Ready".. now before each "Next" you look where these dull fields to remove >_<

I sit in the toilet for the direct purpose, and there is a call to the drill. I strained my pants and everything. I open the door with two daughters:
Why do you think there is so much rage and cruelty in the world?
Really...

From Mail.ru:

Jeanne Friske
366 in the top 100

Edouard
I remember meeting a girl.
meet for a week.
Then a friend called the wave.
again
I thought I would play a little.
In a month, a girl calls me.
He says everything is over between us.

The wife of her husband after the birth of the child:
I have postpartum depression.
M: Oh, and as far as I know you, since you were born

Somewhere I’ve seen an article saying that ecology is so damaged that if you instantly move a person from the 16th century to our time, he will suffocate in 15 minutes.
2: He has nothing to worry about. The robbers will shake him in a minute.

Mother(02:50:28 7/10/2011)
My beloved man was killed in the Lord of the Rings (
Puppy(02:50:40 7/10/2011)
whom?
Mama Stiffler (02:50:46 7/10/2011)
Borrell
Puppy(02:50:49 7/10/2011)
Do you know who will die and who will not?
Mother Stiffler (02:51:03 7/10/2011)
I saw him, and he was killed again.
Puppy (02:51:18 7/10/2011)
Turn it back and it will be killed again.