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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71175
 08.10.2012
The contact burns like always.
20 Things I Didn't Know at 20

1st The world wants you to remain stupid.
The dumber you are, the easier it is for you to sell products and services.

A portrait of Steve Jobs.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71174
 08.10.2012
From the commentary on the Alien Invasion film:
Q: Why are aliens angry in almost all movies? I think that when there is any contact with extraterrestrial civilizations, they will give us a box of high-grade lilies for such films.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71173
 08.10.2012
I was scared after jumping in the parachute only the first three days.
Have you been flying for so long?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71172
 08.10.2012
December 20: premiere of the film "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
December 21: the predicted end of the world

See "The Hobbit" and die
and c)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71171
 08.10.2012
Re-read here once again all of Harry Potter, the question arose: why Harry and his friends could not come to the station earlier in all the years of study, so as not to look for a painfully free coupe?! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №71170
 08.10.2012
@belokur: ice cream in Finnish will be jäätelötötterö. That is to say, hera is for me in Finland, not ice cream.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71169
 08.10.2012
"Rhythm" is the most accurate definition of Katoff.

[ + 22 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71168
 08.10.2012
by Mark (23:39)
Why exactly Israel?
Do you have any acquaintances there?

D (23:40) :
There is family)

by Mk 23:41)
You are a Jew?

D (23:42) :
No is

D (23:42) :
You live in Kazakhstan.

Did you say anything?

by MK (23:42)
I said

D (23:42) :
This is a bad example =)

by MK (23:42)
The Fool)

You are definitely not a Jew.

D (23:42) :
Ahahahah )

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