[Woman] I looked at the amount of my upper clothes on the hangover)
And she understood.
You are not married to a man.
You just have a harem.

Pleased with the overwhelming degree of inadequacy in the requirements in the job description (type: "Confirmed successful experience of finding interesting offers for co-investment") - have already begun to demand(!) availability of certificates. I am silent about the fact that an analyst must now be a accountant, an economist and a treasurer at the same time. It is a real feeling that in order to be taken to work with a salary of 50 p. Your father should invest 80 million in this company. Backs - then maybe they will accept...

XXX: I’m crazy about her! All so slim, beautiful, with indisputable logic and beauty! Great architecture of the app!

Hanging on the fence with the wind.
The Wind Rolling Paper
Missing dog, missing dog
A dog named a friend
“Young man, could you sing your songs away from our chamber?

rutracker, commentary on the audio book

Yes, the reader is terrible, and the quality of the recording. There is no better voice than that. Worse, in my memory, there was only a whispering, cardy man who read the poems of Brodsky without expression, but, as it turned out, it was Brodsky.

O man, act on it! Read the story of a girl whom he called a fool by mistake:

"Other TP persistently ignores system warnings"

Children from 11 years old (!) He put his soul in his book. I created it for 6 years!The girl is about 17 now. Probably another schoolgirl. I am curious, many schoolchildren have a job to repair the computer themselves? Or an experience that makes it easy to avoid such difficulties?

Here you are obviously older... and your emotional intelligence and logic are at zero.

XX: How to increase efficiency?

YYY: Own or foreign?

XXX is yours. Someone knows how

You are asking a man,
Who wants to put a cupcake in the bathroom because of
Dirty dishes in the kitchen.

bogosverch: today proved to the headmaster that sticking the straps is a great administration activity, which is not for everyone. Главбух stated that the payment of the prize is also an art for the elected...

October 7, the first snow. I am passing through the sink. The cockroaches inside open champagne.

Resolution of the head of the AHO on the application of an employee on the issuance of special clothes - pairs of pants: the issuance of adin pants.

To the names: we have a contractor with a long non-Russian ancestral name majesticated by Sindbad Morehodovich, and what, it looks a bit, and he doesn't mind.

XH: My phone is almost half broken now.
XX: In short, it was so. Prehistory: I had a brick from the nineties for a long time, according to the principle of "call - and fine". I recently bought a smartphone with a serious TTC. I found my old credit card today, and Pin surprised me.
XX: I went now to McDonald’s cheeseburger to eat, paid with this credit... and then the impossible happened - the notification about the operation I was performed, it turns out, comes with SMS, soap, a special attachment from the bank, another kind of hernia unknown, and also for some reason on the mortgage. Each warning has its own sound. So, the poor smart got stuck with the priority of this disgrace and gave it all in bulk.

I have a friend before I donate blood.
The day before, an apple struck a nail.
She insisted so much,
Then she ate him and went quietly to donate blood.
Hemoglobin, said, which increases this way :D
The wrong recipe
For Himalayas you need to lick the rail.
The Twin Ice Effect

With geektimes: discuss the article about the gaming world.
Author of the article: "Everyone who is “stricken” will be happy to pose or take a photo with you"
Question 1: Are they cosplayers? Why offend people that?
Chapter 2: What Is Insulting? A wonderful word, which is often much more relevant than “cosplay”...
Commentary 3: Comrade Barthert has about this. Because he makes a selfie while drinking his smoothie, against the backdrop of the cosplayers, rather than being photographed against the backdrop of riddled drinking a fruit drink.

They discussed a beautiful shepherd who lives with her parents in a private house.
Why don’t you let her go when you leave?
Let the garden guard.
They say, and suddenly they steal her, she is so beautiful and loves everyone)))
A very good guard dog!!! to

What are good lashes?
yyy: (any (Lisp (this is always a heepiand))))

Category "Incredible nearby":
In Barnaul to the arrival of Patriarch Kirill next to the Nicholas temple laid asphalt, and as soon as he left, began to film. It turned out that the asphalt was intended specifically for the patriarch, in case he would like to visit this church. "To the patriarch's arrival in the event of visiting the temple, the car was required to enter from the parade side, so the communal services were instructed to remove part of the border for a while. He has now been brought back to place. The border was removed, the asphalt was laid, then the asphalt was removed to put the border back,” said Fyodor Klimenko, an employee of the information department of the Barnaul diocese. By the way, the church was not even included in the program of the visit of the head of the RPC.

xxh: the second week at work I am only engaged in reworking documents and then collecting a tueva huch of signatures for the bank, and without signatures such as "check, and then sign" they do not accept
Ping Pong Fucking:
Keep the document.
No, I do not like it. Replace it here.
They reworked! Keep the document.
No, I do not like it anyway. Here is more.
have reworked.
And here here.
was transmitted.
Why not here?
You did not say...
Now we are talking.
Reworked...
And here?
You said to do so from the beginning.
and no. Must be so.
have reworked.
And here is another.
Couldn’t you say it all at once?
- No *eblo-brick* By the way, you have a seal missed.
XHHH: I’ve gotten the tail

and today.
News from the morning:
The US authorities will take an unprecedented step - release 6,000 prisoners. The reason is the extreme overcrowding of prisons"
In the evening:
"Snowden announced his readiness to go to American prison"

A: Take it off from here.
B: He is funny!
B: You see, I didn’t even touch you.
A: You thus flute the doher, and with him it is a shit at all.
GrammarNaziBot: "Dohera"? Are you joking me? It's docker, stupid!
A: Aaaah aaaah!
A: Awesome
GrammarNaziBot: Wow, your spelling is weird. It's "sugar", not "sugar", right?
B: )))))))))))
A: Yes, that is exactly what I meant.
Q: Who fucking added it?
C: Why does this pederast not check the puncture?
GrammarNaziBot: I think by "Pets" you meant a gift.